Greybeard wrote:

>
> "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
> news:6hlnnpFmt77fU1@mid.individual.net...
> > Muck wrote:
> >
> > > Krusty wrote:
> >>> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
> > >
> > > Good lumps don't make you die.
> >
> > <slaps forehead>
> >
> > Of COURSE! How stupid do I feel now.
>
> Well, If you are over 40-ish then you are probably too old for it.

Ah good (or oh bugger depending on your point of view), I'm 42 so
obviously immune.

> I was told this by a specialist whilst he was looking into my eyes
> whilst holding my conkers in his hand! Surreal and a tad worrying,
> but I felt a lot better after I found it was nothing to worry about.
> Have you had the snip?

No, I've still got everything I was born with. Well apart from hair.

> cos that can cause funny lumps without
> anything to cause concern. HTH Worth a chat with the GP though, and
> get a prostate check while your there!

Think I'll pass, thanks.

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