"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
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> Greybeard wrote:
>
>>
>> "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:6hlnnpFmt77fU1@mid.individual.net...
>> > Muck wrote:
>> >
>> > > Krusty wrote:
>> >>> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>> > >
>> > > Good lumps don't make you die.
>> >
>> > <slaps forehead>
>> >
>> > Of COURSE! How stupid do I feel now.
>>
>> Well, If you are over 40-ish then you are probably too old for it.
>
> Ah good (or oh bugger depending on your point of view), I'm 42 so
> obviously immune.

Sadly never, but a much lower risk!

>> I was told this by a specialist whilst he was looking into my eyes
>> whilst holding my conkers in his hand! Surreal and a tad worrying,
>> but I felt a lot better after I found it was nothing to worry about.
>> Have you had the snip?
>
> No, I've still got everything I was born with. Well apart from hair.

I'll swap the hair for a bollock or two ;o)

>> cos that can cause funny lumps without
>> anything to cause concern. HTH Worth a chat with the GP though, and
>> get a prostate check while your there!
>
> Think I'll pass, thanks.

I wouldn't if I was you. While he's having a rummage around the lunchbox a
dip in the pickle pot is not really a problem ;o)
Nah, it can be done with a small blood test. Unless of course you fancy a
finger......
))

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