On Jul 4, 11:03*pm, "Geopelia" <phildo...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
> "martin" <martin.secrest...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:a0531a5a-30b6-4ff6-94c5-27f7a7a3f146@18g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 30, 1:40 pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> > [no offense Om]
>
> > World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>
> > Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>
> > The girl said, 'NO!'
>
> > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> > fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> > and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> > farted whenever he wanted.
>
> > The end
>
> Hmmm.
>
> Martin
>
> And the girl went off and did just the same, apart from leaving the toilet
> seat up!

Except the girl had more sex.