Drinks all around because there are drinks all around. I find myself this
evening in Las Vegas staying at the all too young Hard Rock Hotel. I've
never stayed here before. I'm about 20+ years older than the average person
at the pool. I walked around the pool this afternoon, they run a party
called Rehab that on Sunday afternoons, makes the spring break's of my youth
look like church group.

It's another story why I'm at the hotel.

Anyway, the Hard Rock entrance it littered with custom bikes, unridable
bikes with hugely long rakes, hard, unsuspended seats position over the rear
fender requiring baboon like reach to touch the handlebars. I've seen plenty
of museum pieces at various bike shows etc but this group of vehicles, while
they looked "artistic", were by my eye completely unridable.

I won't stay here again. There's plenty of nice things to look at but I tire
easily of 19 year old siliconed whores brand. After I watched a couple
"knowing" each other in the pool under a bridge, you couldn't pay me to get
in that water. What are people thinking? Am I just getting old? We didn't do
this shit when I was coming up. Dang!

What was this post about again? I think I just want to go home.

On Aug 24, 8:44*pm, "Schmoe" <sch...@schmoeville.net> wrote:
> Drinks all around because there are drinks all around. I find myself this
> evening in Las Vegas
, makes the spring break's of my youth
> look like church group.
>

> I won't stay here again.

I watched a couple
> "knowing" each other in the pool under a bridge, you couldn't pay me to get
> in that water. What are people thinking? Am I just getting old?

Bruce ....... ahhh ......... Bruce
OK lemme figure this one out .......Hmmm are you saying you rather
watch some 40 sumptin girls "know each other "?
Nahhh can't be that.
Too old ?.... Nahhhhh
Hmmmm I got it They are out of Patron.

kickstart

"kickstart" <kickstart257@gmail.com> wrote in message
On Aug 24, 8:44 pm, "Schmoe" <sch...@schmoeville.net> wrote:
> Drinks all around because there are drinks all around. I find myself this
> evening in Las Vegas
, makes the spring break's of my youth
> look like church group.
>

> I won't stay here again.

I watched a couple
> "knowing" each other in the pool under a bridge, you couldn't pay me to
> get
> in that water. What are people thinking? Am I just getting old?

>Bruce ....... ahhh ......... Bruce
>OK lemme figure this one out .......Hmmm are you saying you rather
>watch some 40 sumptin girls "know each other "?
>Nahhh can't be that.
>Too old ?.... Nahhhhh
>Hmmmm I got it They are out of Patron.

Ok mi amigo, I'm feeling much smoother now that a few hours past. Mighta
been the Patron'. Mighta been the Sapporo. Mighta been the Margarita. Mighta
been that funny looking sweet stuff that cutie at the Venetian V-Bar told me
to drink. Dunno. It's a quarter to three. There's no one in the place except
me & and the blond bimbos circling the bar. And the guys circling them.

Time to catch up on a little jetlag.

These places are always better when my better half is around anyway.
Tomorrow's another day. And night. <sfsf>

"Schmoe" <schmoe@schmoeville.net> wrote in message
news:48b20068$0$23171$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster. com...
> Drinks all around because there are drinks all around. I find myself this
We didn't do
> this shit when I was coming up. Dang!
>

>


Oh yes we did! )


Thanks for the chilly beer on this warm day.


kgdb

"Schmoe" <schmoe@schmoeville.net> wrote:

:What was this post about again? I think I just want to go home.

I prefer a hotel with a first-rate buffet.

---
Typical White Asshole

"Schmoe" wrote ...
>
> I won't stay here again. There's plenty of nice things to
> look at but I tire easily of 19 year old siliconed whores
> brand. After I watched a couple "knowing" each other in
> the pool under a bridge, you couldn't pay me to get in
> that water. What are people thinking? Am I just getting
> old? We didn't do this shit when I was coming up. Dang!
Speak fer y'self Schmoe! Might not have been in a megotel
swimmin' pool, but I do have fond memories of some
waterfalls about 50 miles out of Grand Junction CO.

DaveN

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:02:48 -0400, "Dave Nichols"
<dmnichol@wildblue.net> wrote:

>"Schmoe" wrote ...
>>
>> I won't stay here again. There's plenty of nice things to
>> look at but I tire easily of 19 year old siliconed whores
>> brand. After I watched a couple "knowing" each other in
>> the pool under a bridge, you couldn't pay me to get in
>> that water. What are people thinking? Am I just getting
>> old? We didn't do this shit when I was coming up. Dang!
>
>Speak fer y'self Schmoe! Might not have been in a megotel
>swimmin' pool, but I do have fond memories of some
>waterfalls about 50 miles out of Grand Junction CO.

Pot holes up in th' CO National Monument? Used to go up there damn
near every weekend in th' summer.

Snarl

"Dave Nichols" <dmnichol@wildblue.net> wrote in message
> "Schmoe" wrote ...
>>
>> I won't stay here again. There's plenty of nice things to look at but I
>> tire easily of 19 year old siliconed whores brand. After I watched a
>> couple "knowing" each other in the pool under a bridge, you couldn't pay
>> me to get in that water. What are people thinking? Am I just getting old?
>> We didn't do this shit when I was coming up. Dang!

> Speak fer y'self Schmoe! Might not have been in a megotel swimmin' pool,
> but I do have fond memories of some waterfalls about 50 miles out of Grand
> Junction CO.

Heh heh, I'm speaking for myself for sure. Instead of Patron' they should be
serving penecillin at the pool bars. <sfsf>

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:44:26 -0400, "Schmoe" <schmoe@schmoeville.net>
wrote:

>Drinks all around because there are drinks all around. I find myself this
>evening in Las Vegas staying at the all too young Hard Rock Hotel.

Last time I was in Vegas, I stayed at the Mandalay Bay with the missus
and another couple. At one point we decided that we should taxi it
over to the Hard Rock. We all remember going over, we all remember
being there and we all remember *being* back... none of us can
remember how we got back. It must have been fun.
--
Curly AH#117 BS#107
2004 FLHTPI Dirty Pig
"The party never ends"

"Schmoe" wrote:

>Drinks all around because there are drinks all around .
snip
> After I watched a couple
>"knowing" each other in the pool under a bridge, you couldn't pay me to get
>in that water.

Then you're gonna want to stay out of the hot tub at the Best Western
Yuma on I-8. LOL

>What are people thinking? Am I just getting old? We didn't do
>this shit when I was coming up. Dang!

Nah, we did it in the sand, at mission Beach. Gab Gab & Cubi.
>
>What was this post about again? I think I just want to go home.

Thanks for the drink, and (Was that a ride report?) tale of the pool.
;-)


Dean


Dean
'06 FLHR

Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes

<snarl@trippin.com> wrote ...
> "Dave Nichols" wrote:
>>
>>Speak fer y'self Schmoe! Might not have been in a megotel
>>swimmin' pool, but I do have fond memories of some
>>waterfalls about 50 miles out of Grand Junction CO.
>
> Pot holes up in th' CO National Monument? Used to go up
> there damn
> near every weekend in th' summer.
>
Now why did I expect you'd be familiar with the place? Damn
you done got around. I was gonna add boy to that last
sentence, but I decided I didn't want to get bitch slapped
the next time I see ya.

Hell of a place isn't it?

DaveN

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:09:45 -0400, "Dave Nichols"
<dmnichol@wildblue.net> wrote:

><snarl@trippin.com> wrote ...
>> "Dave Nichols" wrote:
>>>
>>>Speak fer y'self Schmoe! Might not have been in a megotel
>>>swimmin' pool, but I do have fond memories of some
>>>waterfalls about 50 miles out of Grand Junction CO.
>>
>> Pot holes up in th' CO National Monument? Used to go up
>> there damn
>> near every weekend in th' summer.
>>
>Now why did I expect you'd be familiar with the place? Damn
>you done got around.

I been everywhere, man...

>I was gonna add boy to that last
>sentence, but I decided I didn't want to get bitch slapped
>the next time I see ya.

There's still a few other reasons fer some of that <g>.

>Hell of a place isn't it?

We used to have a blast up there! Bring a couple cases of Colorado
Koolaid, some SWT's and party all weekend. Th' water had smoothed th'
rocks so nice you could slide down from one to th' other on yer ass.
Used to dive off th' cliffs (if you could call 'em that) in a few of
th' pools too... if there was enough water <g>.

Snarl... good times