Off Topic? humor

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a roadside
bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $10.00



Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the

bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender.



'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'



'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker,'are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?'



'Yes,' she purrs, 'I sure am.'



The old biker replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'