snarl@trippin.com wrote:

> There I was, sittin' at th' kitchen table, mindin' m' own damned
> bidness when I hear this blood curdling scream from th' back yard.
> So's I goes back there and what do I see? Th' oldest boy, about 5-6
> yrs old, with his pants around his ankles, face side up against th'
> fence, screamin' bloody murder. It was an old Cedar fence, no
> 'lectricity was involved.

> Heh, heh, heh, th' little shit had stuck his dick through a knot hole
> to pee on th' rooster. Well, th' rooster saw a worm and decided it
> was time fer a snack. It was a pretty determined rooster. As soon as
> I stopped laughin' th' rooster let go and th' kid, newly released,
> tried to run away. Remember his pants were down around his ankles?

> After I stopped laughin' he pulled up trou and found Mom, who wasn't
> laughing. I swear that rooster gave me a wink. Pretty sure th' kid
> never tried to pee onna rooster again.

He waited until you stopped laughing to pull his pants up? That probably
took a week.

Funny story, have a coupla Coors on me.

--
George BS235
Owner, rmh VB&G

Donna A. wrote:

>>>
>>
>> Supercuts.....professional????????
>
> I didn't know you went there--I thought you went to some froo-froo place
> like Mister Peter's Hair Salon or something.

I would have but Snottsdale is too far to drive, besides...the Harley dealer
over there is watching for me.....

>
>> Kind of like finding a "professional" mechanic at Speedy Lube........
>
> There *aren't* professional mechanics there??? I had no idea... ;-)
>
>> (I'd get a <sfsf> outa the bottom of my pool 'cept the water is all
>> clouded up
>> and I can't see the bottom)
>
> Haven't you got that damn thing fixed yet? Go out and buy a couple
> hundred $$ more in chemicals, whydon'tcha. Oh, and here are a few for ya
> to use in the meantime: <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf>
> <sfsf> <sfsf>
>

Got a complete (free) computer analysis of my water......all the chemicals are
fine, no organics in the water.....frikkin minerals are off the charts. It's
been rather warm so far this summer and when the water evaporates it leaves all
the minerals.

Pool company told me to drain my pool last year and I didn't.......too hot to do
it now, frikkin pool walls will heat up and crack. Just have to put up with it
until Sept/Oct sometime when it cools down.

It's OK to swim in, water's just cloudy and looks nasty is all......and the
water temp being about 90 degrees doesn't help much...<sfsf>

Steve Irving wrote:

>
> Pool company told me to drain my pool last year and I didn't.......too hot to do
> it now, frikkin pool walls will heat up and crack. Just have to put up with it
> until Sept/Oct sometime when it cools down.
>
> It's OK to swim in, water's just cloudy and looks nasty is all......and the
> water temp being about 90 degrees doesn't help much...<sfsf>

Throw a gallon or two of chlorine in the sob once a week. Or drain,
fill it in with dirt and plant some cacti on it...

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:44:33 -0500, George Pollard <george@hiwaay.net>
wrote:

>snarl@trippin.com wrote:
>
>> There I was, sittin' at th' kitchen table, mindin' m' own damned
>> bidness when I hear this blood curdling scream from th' back yard.
>> So's I goes back there and what do I see? Th' oldest boy, about 5-6
>> yrs old, with his pants around his ankles, face side up against th'
>> fence, screamin' bloody murder. It was an old Cedar fence, no
>> 'lectricity was involved.
>
>> Heh, heh, heh, th' little shit had stuck his dick through a knot hole
>> to pee on th' rooster. Well, th' rooster saw a worm and decided it
>> was time fer a snack. It was a pretty determined rooster. As soon as
>> I stopped laughin' th' rooster let go and th' kid, newly released,
>> tried to run away. Remember his pants were down around his ankles?
>
>> After I stopped laughin' he pulled up trou and found Mom, who wasn't
>> laughing. I swear that rooster gave me a wink. Pretty sure th' kid
>> never tried to pee onna rooster again.
>
>He waited until you stopped laughing to pull his pants up? That probably
>took a week.

Kids are like that. Girls were worse, but th' boys did it to some
extent too. They'd skin a knee (or whatever) 1/2 mile away, hobble
home with a bit of a continual wimper goin, and as *soon* as they saw
Mom th' fuckin' bawlin' would commence. When ya laugh at 'em it fucks
that all up. They hate it actually <g>.

>Funny story, have a coupla Coors on me.

Thanks, I'll buy m' own, keep th' change. You need it.

Snarl

snarl@trippin.com wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:47:02 -0500, "Donna A."
> <flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Ummm... No...
>
> There I was, sittin' at th' kitchen table, mindin' m' own damned
> bidness

I'm sorry, but I gotta call bullshit already.

> when I hear this blood curdling scream from th' back yard.
> So's I goes back there and what do I see? Th' oldest boy, about 5-6
> yrs old, with his pants around his ankles, face side up against th'
> fence, screamin' bloody murder. It was an old Cedar fence, no
> 'lectricity was involved.
>
> Heh, heh, heh, th' little shit had stuck his dick through a knot hole
> to pee on th' rooster. Well, th' rooster saw a worm and decided it
> was time fer a snack. It was a pretty determined rooster. As soon as
> I stopped laughin' th' rooster let go and th' kid, newly released,
> tried to run away. Remember his pants were down around his ankles?

Bwaaa haaa haaaa! I love it! I'd have taken the opportunity to run and
get my camera for a few pics.

> After I stopped laughin' he pulled up trou and found Mom, who wasn't
> laughing. I swear that rooster gave me a wink. Pretty sure th' kid
> never tried to pee onna rooster again.

LOL Was he scarred for life? Did you tell this story when he brought a
girlfriend home to meet you for the first time?

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

Al wrote:
> Steve Irving wrote:
>
>>
>> Pool company told me to drain my pool last year and I didn't.......too
>> hot to do
>> it now, frikkin pool walls will heat up and crack. Just have to put up
>> with it
>> until Sept/Oct sometime when it cools down.
>>
>> It's OK to swim in, water's just cloudy and looks nasty is
>> all......and the
>> water temp being about 90 degrees doesn't help much...<sfsf>
>
> Throw a gallon or two of chlorine in the sob once a week. Or drain,
> fill it in with dirt and plant some cacti on it...

Perfect place for a nice canopy!

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

snarl@trippin.com wrote:

> Ok, enough about you, let's talk about me now...

It's always all about you, isn't it? *snerk*

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

snarl@trippin.com wrote:

> Kids are like that. Girls were worse, but th' boys did it to some
> extent too. They'd skin a knee (or whatever) 1/2 mile away, hobble
> home with a bit of a continual wimper goin, and as *soon* as they saw
> Mom th' fuckin' bawlin' would commence. When ya laugh at 'em it fucks
> that all up. They hate it actually <g>.

Hey, now, wait a minnit. Sometimes you're just holding it together by a
thread and when you get to someone you love, you can let go. Ask CrowDog
about his birthday one year when I and my bike had a slight altercation
with the rear fender of an old lady's Buick. I held it together until I
got home and I sobbed to him, "I fucked up your birthday... Waaaaaaaaah"

8-)

I did go the emergency room later when I couldn't stand up straight any
longer. They were just a big worried about the impact to my sternum.

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

Steve Irving wrote:
> Donna A. wrote:
>
>>> Supercuts.....professional????????
>> I didn't know you went there--I thought you went to some froo-froo place
>> like Mister Peter's Hair Salon or something.
>
> I would have but Snottsdale is too far to drive, besides...the Harley dealer
> over there is watching for me.....

Are you and he still having that torrid love affair?

>>> Kind of like finding a "professional" mechanic at Speedy Lube........
>> There *aren't* professional mechanics there??? I had no idea... ;-)
>>
>>> (I'd get a <sfsf> outa the bottom of my pool 'cept the water is all
>>> clouded up
>>> and I can't see the bottom)
>> Haven't you got that damn thing fixed yet? Go out and buy a couple
>> hundred $$ more in chemicals, whydon'tcha. Oh, and here are a few for ya
>> to use in the meantime: <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf> <sfsf>
>> <sfsf> <sfsf>
>>
>
> Got a complete (free) computer analysis of my water......all the chemicals are
> fine, no organics in the water.....frikkin minerals are off the charts. It's
> been rather warm so far this summer and when the water evaporates it leaves all
> the minerals.

Ahhhh...

> Pool company told me to drain my pool last year and I didn't.......too hot to do
> it now, frikkin pool walls will heat up and crack. Just have to put up with it
> until Sept/Oct sometime when it cools down.

Drain it and fill it with bottled water. There, problem solved! <sfsf>

> It's OK to swim in, water's just cloudy and looks nasty is all......and the
> water temp being about 90 degrees doesn't help much...<sfsf>

I see you're putting to use some of the <sfsf>s I gave you!

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

Al wrote:
> Steve Irving wrote:
>
>>
>> Pool company told me to drain my pool last year and I didn't.......too
>> hot to do
>> it now, frikkin pool walls will heat up and crack. Just have to put up
>> with it
>> until Sept/Oct sometime when it cools down.
>>
>> It's OK to swim in, water's just cloudy and looks nasty is
>> all......and the
>> water temp being about 90 degrees doesn't help much...<sfsf>
>
> Throw a gallon or two of chlorine in the sob once a week. Or drain,
> fill it in with dirt and plant some cacti on it...

Chlorine doesn't get rid of calcium and other minerals left behind by
evaporation.........my chlorine levels are good, Ph fine......

I HATE frikkin cacti........

Donna A. wrote:
> Steve Irving wrote:
>> Donna A. wrote:
>>
>>>> Supercuts.....professional????????
>>> I didn't know you went there--I thought you went to some froo-froo place
>>> like Mister Peter's Hair Salon or something.
>>
>> I would have but Snottsdale is too far to drive, besides...the Harley
>> dealer
>> over there is watching for me.....
>
> Are you and he still having that torrid love affair?

Yeah....he replied to my complaint to the Better Business Bureau saying it was
my responsibility to fill out the extended warranty cancellation form and send
it in.....and he sent them a copy of the form I filled out (late).

BBB folks chuckled a bit when I pointed out that the form he's supplied had come
from his files, not mine....and that on the second line of the form in BOLD
letters was the statement "To Be Completed By Dealer"........

Haven't heard back from him.

I wasn't looking for a full refund, I was 3 years into a 5 year warranty on a
bike I was trading in......just wanted my pro-rated refund. Probably a couple
hundred bucks at most.

They dug in their heels and said no way Jose........I told them it was kinda
crappy of them since I'd bought 2 bikes from them in 3 years (for a tad over
$46K) and how big a deal could a couple hundred bucks be to keep a customer??

His entire defense of this has been that "he's been a dealer for 30 years and
doesn't owe me anything"......

On my end I had to remind him that as a 30 year dealer I shouldn't have had to
remind his people to payoff my last trade in (which they then had to refund me
$$ cause I was still paying for it even after I traded it in) a month after I'd
signed it over to them...and I shouldn't have had to drive over to his place 3
weeks after I bought my bike to get them to pull my file, take out the $12K
check I gave them for a down payment, and then have them run it over to the bank
and cash the damn thing.

So MANY things went wrong from an administrative standpoint on the deal, but he
says it's my fault his people didn't pull the extended warranty cancellation
form out of their files, fill it out, and submit it to corporate.

Since this thing started I joined the HOG group at a different dealership (Buddy
Stubbs) and take all my business (what little there is of it) over there. Glad I
did...not only is BrianB one of the chapter officers over there, but ran into a
couple guys/friends I was in the Navy and in Vietnam with back in the day. I
didn't even know they lived here.....much less ride.

I don;t talk shit about Hacienda Harley, but I don't mind telling anyone who
asks what happened. Seems like a lot of people ask <sfsf>.....


>
>> Pool company told me to drain my pool last year and I didn't.......too

>
> Drain it and fill it with bottled water. There, problem solved! <sfsf>

Phhht......

I don't do bottled water any more, the bottles are made of
plastic/petrochemicals and the distribution costs in terms of energy used is
frikkin horrendous.

Besides.....we started talking about it one day and realized how much money we
were spending on bottled water and cringed.

I have become a great believer in water filter stuff......I've got a Brita water
pitcher, it filters the water just as good as Desani or Aquafina

Water pitcher and filter ran $9 or so, filters last 2 months, and I buy a pack
of 5 filters for $15.

>
>> It's OK to swim in, water's just cloudy and looks nasty is
>> all......and the
>> water temp being about 90 degrees doesn't help much...<sfsf>
>
> I see you're putting to use some of the <sfsf>s I gave you!
>

I try.....

Donna A. wrote:
> Al wrote:
>> Steve Irving wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Pool company told me to drain my pool last year and I
>>> didn't.......too hot to do
>>> it now, frikkin pool walls will heat up and crack. Just have to put
>>> up with it
>>> until Sept/Oct sometime when it cools down.
>>>
>>> It's OK to swim in, water's just cloudy and looks nasty is
>>> all......and the
>>> water temp being about 90 degrees doesn't help much...<sfsf>
>>
>> Throw a gallon or two of chlorine in the sob once a week. Or drain,
>> fill it in with dirt and plant some cacti on it...
>
> Perfect place for a nice canopy!
>

The $200 piece of shit was disassembled and stored in the garage as soon as
monsoon season started with it's daily wind/dust storms.

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:54:03 -0700, snarl@trippin.com wrote:

<snip>

>After I stopped laughin' he pulled up trou and found Mom, who wasn't
>laughing. I swear that rooster gave me a wink. Pretty sure th' kid
>never tried to pee onna rooster again.

That is HILARIOUS!

Dana (poor kid though. Really. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!)
Bitch 16 Wench 22 BS 23 BOTY VI ret.
'05 FLHRSI "Belle"
'03 FLHTCUI

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:26:32 -0500, "Donna A."
<flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>Drain it and fill it with bottled water. There, problem solved! <sfsf>

Nah, drain it all and fill it with tequilla. Make a great Vat.

Dana (rain rain go away. Gimme and Donna a couple o' Vats O'.)
Bitch 16 Wench 22 BS 23 BOTY VI ret.
'05 FLHRSI "Belle"
'03 FLHTCUI

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:35:15 -0700, Steve Irving
<sdirv@nospamqwest.net> wrote:

>Chlorine doesn't get rid of calcium and other minerals left behind by
>evaporation.

I bet tequilla would.

Dana
Bitch 16 Wench 22 BS 23 BOTY VI ret.
'05 FLHRSI "Belle"
'03 FLHTCUI

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:21:54 -0500, "Donna A."
<flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:

>snarl@trippin.com wrote:
>> On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:47:02 -0500, "Donna A."
>> <flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Ummm... No...
>>
>> There I was, sittin' at th' kitchen table, mindin' m' own damned
>> bidness
>
>I'm sorry, but I gotta call bullshit already.

Nope, true story. You can't make this kinda shit up.

>> when I hear this blood curdling scream from th' back yard.
>> So's I goes back there and what do I see? Th' oldest boy, about 5-6
>> yrs old, with his pants around his ankles, face side up against th'
>> fence, screamin' bloody murder. It was an old Cedar fence, no
>> 'lectricity was involved.
>>
>> Heh, heh, heh, th' little shit had stuck his dick through a knot hole
>> to pee on th' rooster. Well, th' rooster saw a worm and decided it
>> was time fer a snack. It was a pretty determined rooster. As soon as
>> I stopped laughin' th' rooster let go and th' kid, newly released,
>> tried to run away. Remember his pants were down around his ankles?
>
>Bwaaa haaa haaaa! I love it! I'd have taken the opportunity to run and
>get my camera for a few pics.

What kinda camera did you have 30 years ago? I think we had a Kodak
polaroid, but usually couldn't afford film back then. I did take a
bunch of pics of th' kids cryin', snot drippin' down their faces,
poopin' in th' tub... you know, th' usual fambly stuff. Some of those
ended up in their senior pics collection that th' high school does
every year. Yeah, they were *real* happy about that <g>.

>> After I stopped laughin' he pulled up trou and found Mom, who wasn't
>> laughing. I swear that rooster gave me a wink. Pretty sure th' kid
>> never tried to pee onna rooster again.
>
>LOL Was he scarred for life?

Partial circumcision.

>Did you tell this story when he brought a
>girlfriend home to meet you for the first time?

Duh! I use all of th' available ammo I have.

Did I ever tell ya about th' time th' oldest daughter...

Snarl

Dana Taramina wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:26:32 -0500, "Donna A."
> <flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Drain it and fill it with bottled water. There, problem solved! <sfsf>
>
> Nah, drain it all and fill it with tequilla. Make a great Vat.
>

I'll buy the big bags of salt for around the edges.......

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:06:49 -0700, Steve Irving
<sdirv@nospamqwest.net> wrote:

>> Nah, drain it all and fill it with tequilla. Make a great Vat.
>>
>
>I'll buy the big bags of salt for around the edges.......

<sigh> Hold the salt. I'm having a hypertension episode.

No salt, no caffeine, no fun. BLARGH.

Dana (besides, it's a Slugly thing.)
Bitch 16 Wench 22 BS 23 BOTY VI ret.
'05 FLHRSI "Belle"
'03 FLHTCUI

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:54:03 -0700, snarl@trippin.com wrote:

>On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:47:02 -0500, "Donna A."
><flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>snarl@trippin.com wrote:
>>> On Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:03:13 -0500, "Donna A."
>>> <flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Steve Irving wrote:
>>>>> snarl@trippin.com wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Ah, fond memories... not! My Ol' man pulled that one on me at th'
>>>>>> ripe old age of about 8. Handed me th' plug wire off th' lawnmower
>>>>>> and pulled th' cord. Mutherfucker thought I lit up pretty good and
>>>>>> tried for a repeat. Obviously yer Dad was nicer'n mine.
>>>>> Sounds like my dad and the first time I ever saw an electric fence......
>>>> Mine was similar, but probably different from your experience. ;-)
>>>>
>>>> Dad held my hand, then grabbed the fence. I got shocked. I never forgot
>>>> it and still am wary of electric fences!
>>>
>>> Speakin' of fences, did I ever tell ya's th' story about m' oldest
>>> boy, a knot hole, and a rooster?
>>
>>Ummm... No...
>
>There I was, sittin' at th' kitchen table, mindin' m' own damned
>bidness when I hear this blood curdling scream from th' back yard.
>So's I goes back there and what do I see? Th' oldest boy, about 5-6
>yrs old, with his pants around his ankles, face side up against th'
>fence, screamin' bloody murder. It was an old Cedar fence, no
>'lectricity was involved.
>
>Heh, heh, heh, th' little shit had stuck his dick through a knot hole
>to pee on th' rooster. Well, th' rooster saw a worm and decided it
>was time fer a snack. It was a pretty determined rooster. As soon as
>I stopped laughin' th' rooster let go and th' kid, newly released,
>tried to run away. Remember his pants were down around his ankles?
>
>After I stopped laughin' he pulled up trou and found Mom, who wasn't
>laughing. I swear that rooster gave me a wink. Pretty sure th' kid
>never tried to pee onna rooster again.
>
>Snarl

Thanks Snarl. I needed a laugh that good.
Shirley, two Coors for Snarl please.

danl

Dana Taramina wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:06:49 -0700, Steve Irving
> <sdirv@nospamqwest.net> wrote:
>
>>> Nah, drain it all and fill it with tequilla. Make a great Vat.
>>>
>> I'll buy the big bags of salt for around the edges.......
>
> <sigh> Hold the salt. I'm having a hypertension episode.
>
> No salt, no caffeine, no fun. BLARGH.
>
> Dana (besides, it's a Slugly thing.)
> Bitch 16 Wench 22 BS 23 BOTY VI ret.
> '05 FLHRSI "Belle"
> '03 FLHTCUI

My BP was starting to go up (even though I've been on meds for years), doc
started looking at my diet. She saw that I was drinking Gatorade like it was
going outa style......full of sodium.

Switched over to Crystal Light. No salt, no sugar.....not only did my BP come
back down....but I dipped below 200 pounds for the first time in a couple decades.

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:51:59 -0700, Steve Irving
<sdirv@nospamqwest.net> wrote:

>My BP was starting to go up (even though I've been on meds for years), doc
>started looking at my diet. She saw that I was drinking Gatorade like it was
>going outa style......full of sodium.
>
>Switched over to Crystal Light. No salt, no sugar.....not only did my BP come
>back down....but I dipped below 200 pounds for the first time in a couple decades.

Unfortunately for me (so far anyway) it's not turning out to be that
simple. Still waiting for more tests. Can't go play with the tigers
until doc says so, can't take any migraines meds until the doc say so.
I want my life back, please.

Dana
Bitch 16 Wench 22 BS 23 BOTY VI ret.
'05 FLHRSI "Belle"
'03 FLHTCUI

Dana Taramina wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:51:59 -0700, Steve Irving
> <sdirv@nospamqwest.net> wrote:
>
>> My BP was starting to go up (even though I've been on meds for years), doc
>> started looking at my diet. She saw that I was drinking Gatorade like it was
>> going outa style......full of sodium.
>>
>> Switched over to Crystal Light. No salt, no sugar.....not only did my BP come
>> back down....but I dipped below 200 pounds for the first time in a couple decades.
>
> Unfortunately for me (so far anyway) it's not turning out to be that
> simple. Still waiting for more tests. Can't go play with the tigers
> until doc says so, can't take any migraines meds until the doc say so.
> I want my life back, please.

Sucks, but if you don't figure it out and take care of it, it'll give
you serious grief down the road. Not like you didn't know that already,
right? Just kind of commiserating here and offering long-distance
sympathy and encouragement.
--
Spunky Hussein BeOfGoodCheer Tuna

Dana Taramina wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:51:59 -0700, Steve Irving
> <sdirv@nospamqwest.net> wrote:
>
>> My BP was starting to go up (even though I've been on meds for years), doc
>> started looking at my diet. She saw that I was drinking Gatorade like it was
>> going outa style......full of sodium.
>>
>> Switched over to Crystal Light. No salt, no sugar.....not only did my BP come
>> back down....but I dipped below 200 pounds for the first time in a couple decades.
>
> Unfortunately for me (so far anyway) it's not turning out to be that
> simple. Still waiting for more tests. Can't go play with the tigers
> until doc says so, can't take any migraines meds until the doc say so.
> I want my life back, please.

At least the factory didn't tell your doc to quit telling you there was
something wrong........

Steve Irving <sdirv@nospamqwest.net> wrote in
news:4888080b$0$48221$815e3792@news.qwest.net:

> Dana Taramina wrote:
>> On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:51:59 -0700, Steve Irving
>> <sdirv@nospamqwest.net> wrote:
>>
>>> My BP was starting to go up (even though I've been on meds for
>>> years), doc started looking at my diet. She saw that I was drinking
>>> Gatorade like it was going outa style......full of sodium.
>>>
>>> Switched over to Crystal Light. No salt, no sugar.....not only did
>>> my BP come back down....but I dipped below 200 pounds for the first
>>> time in a couple decades.
>>
>> Unfortunately for me (so far anyway) it's not turning out to be that
>> simple. Still waiting for more tests. Can't go play with the tigers
>> until doc says so, can't take any migraines meds until the doc say
>> so. I want my life back, please.
>
> At least the factory didn't tell your doc to quit telling you there
> was something wrong........
>

That's because the factories don't pay the docs here. :-)

--
Bob Mann

Cap'n, ah need moor pow'r.

Dana Taramina wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:26:32 -0500, "Donna A."
> <flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Drain it and fill it with bottled water. There, problem solved! <sfsf>
>
> Nah, drain it all and fill it with tequilla. Make a great Vat.

Oooooh! How could I have missed that??? Good going, twin o' mine!

> Dana (rain rain go away. Gimme and Donna a couple o' Vats O'.)

Woo hoo!

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

Steve Irving wrote:

> I have become a great believer in water filter stuff......I've got a Brita water
> pitcher, it filters the water just as good as Desani or Aquafina

I don't like bottled water. There's no, uh, flavor to it. It's wet and
that's about it. We have well water and I really like that.

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:00:11 -0400, What me worry?
<danlx@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:54:03 -0700, snarl@trippin.com wrote:

<schnipp>

>>After I stopped laughin' he pulled up trou and found Mom, who wasn't
>>laughing. I swear that rooster gave me a wink. Pretty sure th' kid
>>never tried to pee onna rooster again.
>
>Thanks Snarl. I needed a laugh that good.

Ya know, lookin' back, most of my life has been hillarious. I don't
expect that to change anytime soon either.

>Shirley, two Coors for Snarl please.

Thanky!

Snarl... don't forget to tip th' new owner

> Snarl... don't forget to tip th' new owner

Why, doesn't he like standin' straight up?

C-4

On Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:55:08 GMT, "AH#104" <ah104@yourhat.att.net>
wrote:

>> Snarl... don't forget to tip th' new owner
>
>Why, doesn't he like standin' straight up?

That's impossible.

Snarl

On Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:41:08 -0700, snarl@trippin.com wrote:

>On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:00:11 -0400, What me worry?
><danlx@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:54:03 -0700, snarl@trippin.com wrote:
>
><schnipp>
>
>>>After I stopped laughin' he pulled up trou and found Mom, who wasn't
>>>laughing. I swear that rooster gave me a wink. Pretty sure th' kid
>>>never tried to pee onna rooster again.
>>
>>Thanks Snarl. I needed a laugh that good.
>
>Ya know, lookin' back, most of my life has been hillarious. I don't
>expect that to change anytime soon either.
>
>>Shirley, two Coors for Snarl please.
>
>Thanky!
>
>Snarl... don't forget to tip th' new owner

Why? Is he like a Weeble? <BG>

George, turn Shirley upside down, you'll find your tip. <sfsf>

danl, the Sporty rider that couldn't help it.