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Old 07-24-2008, 11:52 PM
snarl@trippin.com
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On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:24:42 -0500, "Donna A."
<flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:

>snarl@trippin.com wrote:
>
>> Kids are like that. Girls were worse, but th' boys did it to some
>> extent too. They'd skin a knee (or whatever) 1/2 mile away, hobble
>> home with a bit of a continual wimper goin, and as *soon* as they saw
>> Mom th' fuckin' bawlin' would commence. When ya laugh at 'em it fucks
>> that all up. They hate it actually <g>.

>
>Hey, now, wait a minnit. Sometimes you're just holding it together by a
>thread and when you get to someone you love, you can let go. Ask CrowDog
>about his birthday one year when I and my bike had a slight altercation
>with the rear fender of an old lady's Buick. I held it together until I
>got home and I sobbed to him, "I fucked up your birthday... Waaaaaaaaah"
>
>8-)
>
>I did go the emergency room later when I couldn't stand up straight any
>longer. They were just a big worried about the impact to my sternum.


Huh? CrowDog kicked yer ass for fuckin' up his birthday? Betcha
haven't done that again.

Snarl


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Old 07-24-2008, 11:52 PM
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On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:19:51 -0500, "Donna A."
<flhtcui1995@SPAM.hotmail.com> wrote:

>snarl@trippin.com wrote:
>
>> Ok, enough about you, let's talk about me now...

>
>It's always all about you, isn't it? *snerk*


Someone's gotta save th' world.

Snarl... I gotta do everything around here


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Old 07-25-2008, 02:48 AM
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"AH#104" <ah104@yourhat.att.net> wrote:
>> Snarl... don't forget to tip th' new owner

>
>Why, doesn't he like standin' straight up?


I'll have you know I'm out standing in my field.

(Actually, I'm sitting at my desk at work)


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George

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Old 07-25-2008, 02:48 AM
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George@!home wrote:
> "AH#104" <ah104@yourhat.att.net> wrote:
>>> Snarl... don't forget to tip th' new owner

>> Why, doesn't he like standin' straight up?

>
> I'll have you know I'm out standing in my field.
>
> (Actually, I'm sitting at my desk at work)
>
>


No. Actually, you're playing around at your desk at work.

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Old 07-25-2008, 10:03 AM
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Steve Irving <sdirv@nospamqwest.net> jumped up and shouted:
> Tattooed Goddess wrote:
>> Steve Paul <smarshallpaul@gmail.com> jumped up and shouted:
>>> I posted a pic across the street a year or so ago with an
>>> explanation
>>> of how my FXR horn could have killed me. The thing had fallen out,
>>> and landed on the swingarm, under the belt, with the mounting bar
>>> pointed right down into the front pulley well. It made a hell of a
>>> howling noise as it rubbed against the belt, and then stopped. I
>>> didn't _know_ that was what it was until I pulled back into the
>>> driveway at the end of the 40 mile round trip commute. Scared the
>>> bejeezuz out of me when I was sitting there contemplating it, over
>>> the first beer, by the third beer, I had it removed, and tossed it
>>> in
>>> the trash can. Still got no horn, but I have pretty loud pipes.
>>> <sfsf>

>>
>>
>> I dunno why the hell I even have a horn on the Heritage....I NEVER
>> hit the right damn button when I go for it. All I ever manage to
>> do
>> is expose people to the full wrath of my left turn signal. *sigh*

>
> Lemme see yer high beams baby!!!!!!
>
> <snerk>


And just *how* would that save me from granny trying to sidle over
into my lane? Or that damn dog I came >< this close to hitting Sat
night (with my kid on the back, no less). That was a little
puckery......black dog, dark country road, 50mph or so......I think I
brushed his tail with my crash bar.
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'05 FLSTC "Miss Scarlett"
Bitch #29/SLOB #10/BS #278
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:04 AM
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dbh <ah114@shaw.ca> jumped up and shouted:
> On Jul 23, 12:32 am, "Tattooed Goddess" <ammot...@goddessmail.com>
> wrote:
>>
>> I dunno why the hell I even have a horn on the Heritage....I NEVER
>> hit the right damn button when I go for it. All I ever manage to do
>> is expose people to the full wrath of my left turn signal. *sigh*
>> --
>> Tattooed Goddess
>> '05 FLSTC "Miss Scarlett"
>> Bitch #29/SLOB #10/BS #278www.geocities.com/tatt00edgoddess/

>
> Heh. The printing has rubbed off most of my switches so I get
> stumped
> sometimes
> too as to what does what. I now have to refer to the manual.


Stickers? Nail polish? Paint pen?

>
> It was a cold day riding through Montana and my heated gear
> controller
> had
> quit on me, yet again. And once again, I looked everywhere for a
> spare
> and found a
> whole big bunch of nothing. hmmm
> Well my horn had a relay so could in theory supply me some warming
> current.
> So after a little roadside rewiring, I was good to go with a new
> control at my disposal.
> For the rest of the day, when I needed a little warmth, I just had
> to
> lay on the horn
> for a few miles until I was heated through.


Hehehe This made me giggle....
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Bitch #29/SLOB #10/BS #278
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Old 07-25-2008, 04:43 PM
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Tattooed Goddess wrote:

>>>
>>> I dunno why the hell I even have a horn on the Heritage....I NEVER
>>> hit the right damn button when I go for it. All I ever manage to
>>> do
>>> is expose people to the full wrath of my left turn signal. *sigh*

>> Lemme see yer high beams baby!!!!!!
>>
>> <snerk>

>
> And just *how* would that save me from granny trying to sidle over
> into my lane? Or that damn dog I came >< this close to hitting Sat
> night (with my kid on the back, no less). That was a little
> puckery......black dog, dark country road, 50mph or so......I think I
> brushed his tail with my crash bar.


Not those highbeams........THOSE highbeams.......

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Old 07-25-2008, 04:43 PM
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Donna A. wrote:
> Steve Irving wrote:
>
>> I have become a great believer in water filter stuff......I've got a
>> Brita water
>> pitcher, it filters the water just as good as Desani or Aquafina

>
> I don't like bottled water. There's no, uh, flavor to it. It's wet and
> that's about it. We have well water and I really like that.
>


Grew up with well water in Ohio.......best tasting, coldest water ever.

No telling what kinda stuff was in it since that part of the country is full of
factories and everything else <sfsf>.

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