LarryInEastTn wrote:
> "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in message
> news:gdj6ud$9ug$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>> "LarryInEastTn" finally sobered up and said
>>> Gawddamnit man. If you'd rode home from FL with us yesterday I bet you
>>> wouldn't have been riding today, & could've avoided all that.
>> Y'll took to long for that short ltl ol trip. Member we left Kenosa and
>> called it a day in 10 hrs.
>>
>> Of course we didn't have hang overs!
>> Hey drugs are good!
>
>
> Yeah, and we slabbed it all the way too. We took the Western GA farmland
> tour yesterday. Got lost once cause GA makes the print on their road signs
> too damn small.

Or you were movin to fast to read it..... sfsf

"caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
> caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
> kinda start paying a little more attention.
>
> I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on the
> left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing with the
> traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and behold here
> comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left lane with nowhere
> to go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
>
> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
> was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in his
> exhaust system.
>
> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped him on
> his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road into the
> guardrail.
>
> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
>
> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped me
> up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the ol bike
> and got it back on the shoulder of the road.
>
> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
> backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>
> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged
> into her ear.
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.

Damn son, put yer money away, I've got this round covered.

"caspr2" wrote...
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
> --
> Mike F.

Good to hear that you came out relatively untouched.

On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:36:03 -0400, "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote:

>> Shee-yit. I bet you're about as pale as Casper. Shirley, a bottle of
>> Absolut Ruby Red for Mike please, on my tab.
>
>Thanks Dana,
> Little of that and a little vicondon and I should be fine.

Breakfast of champions...

Dana
Bitch 16 Wench 22 BS 23 BOTY VI ret.
'05 FLHRSI "Belle"
'03 FLHTCUI

> *Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
> --
> Mike F.
> caspr2


glad yer OK

09 ?

"Ryder Rick" <rickb794@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>>
>> Yeah, and we slabbed it all the way too. We took the Western GA farmland
>> tour yesterday. Got lost once cause GA makes the print on their road
>> signs too damn small.
>
> Or you were movin to fast to read it..... sfsf

That's what I told Boots, but she insists it's my eyes cause we were rolling
to a stop at the time. Don't know how the hell they can be going bad, I
just turned 29 this year.....again.
--
Larry
SENS, DOF# 29, SLOB# 14, BS# 249
88 FLSTC, 05 XL883L, 06 FLHTC

LarryInEastTn wrote:
> "Ryder Rick" <rickb794@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:at9Lk.2540$Rx2.1761@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
>> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>>> Yeah, and we slabbed it all the way too. We took the Western GA farmland
>>> tour yesterday. Got lost once cause GA makes the print on their road
>>> signs too damn small.
>> Or you were movin to fast to read it..... sfsf
>
> That's what I told Boots, but she insists it's my eyes cause we were rolling
> to a stop at the time. Don't know how the hell they can be going bad, I
> just turned 29 this year.....again.

Really! Me 2.

<almost>

'Tween that and me dungarees shrinkin'......

caspr2 wrote:
>
> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
> caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
> kinda start paying a little more attention.
>
> I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on the
> left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing with
> the traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and behold
> here comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left lane with
> nowhere to go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
>
> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could
> see was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds
> in his exhaust system.
>
> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped him
> on his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road into the
> guardrail.
>
> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
>
> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped me
> up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the ol bike
> and got it back on the shoulder of the road.
>
> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on
> the backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>
> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone
> plugged into her ear.
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
>
WOW - sure glad to hear it wasn't any more
serious on your part. Gotta keep all us
old farts up and moving around.
Heal fast, have a round on me if that
vodka bottle gets empty. Oh Hell, save it
and have a round on me anyway..
SKooter

"caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in message
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Snip

> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged
> into her ear.
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
>
> --
> Mike F.
> caspr2
---------------

Well, I hope you got the chance to stick an ice pick in the other 'free' ear
before you went to the ER.


Dam man.. That spooked me just reading it. Fkn cagers man.


HDS
02 Wide Glide

caspr2 wrote:
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.

JUMPING JHC ona pogo stick!

Are they gonna prosecute the YG?
Or is her daddy the local DA or Minister?
(Goodthingyouwerepayingfuckingattentiontoyoursix)

Damn sure glad you are OK.
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LarryInEastTn wrote:
>
> "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in message
> news:gdimkb$skh$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> >
> > Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
> > sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
> > caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
> > kinda start paying a little more attention. I see the paint truck in the
> > left lane painting the yellow line on the left shoulder so I move over to
> > the right lane and start slowing with the traffic. As I was slowing and
> > watching my mirrors, low and behold here comes this 4 wheeler hell bent
> > for election in the left lane with nowhere to go. I gassed on it and
> > headed for the bank.
> > Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
> > was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in his
> > exhaust system.> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint
> > truck, flipped him on his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down
> > the road into the guardrail.> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and
> > leaves packed everywhere.> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my
> > assistance, he helped me up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and
> > we righted the ol bike and got it back on the shoulder of the road. A few
> > leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
> > backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred. The 4 wheeler
> > that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged into her ear.
> > Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> > bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills. --
> > Mike F.
> > caspr2
>
> Gawddamnit man. If you'd rode home from FL with us yesterday I bet you
> wouldn't have been riding today, & could've avoided all that. Glad to hear
> you're okay. At least your wrist was hurt in a manly way, not by falling
> over a parking lot wheel stop while running with someone's glasses.<d/r>

Now 'THAT' left a fucking MARK!

FYYFF!

<Heh,heh,heh!>
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LarryInEastTn wrote:
>
> Yeah, and we slabbed it all the way too. We took the Western GA farmland
> tour yesterday. Got lost once cause GA makes the print on their road signs
> too damn small.

Or, YOU now need glasses.

<dkn & rnn>
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big_piper wrote:
> Al wrote:
>
>> I don't see near as many as I used to though..
>
> We passed a law in Washington too and they're still bad. They don't
> pull you over for it directly but if the nab you for something else,
> then they can pile on. I think wearing seat belts are the same way
> here.

It's that way with seat belts here but it's only a whopping $10 ticket.
Unlike the $55 ticket I got in Illinois a couple years ago heading to
Roger's. ;-)

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

Dana Taramina wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:36:44 -0400, "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote:
>
<snip>

>> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
>> backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>>
>> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged
>> into her ear.
>>
>> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
>> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
> Shee-yit. I bet you're about as pale as Casper. Shirley, a bottle of
> Absolut Ruby Red for Mike please, on my tab.
>
> <whew> Think I'll join you in a shot or six.

<piggybacking on my twin>

Wowzers! I'm glad you weren't hurt! That could have been a bad one...

--
Donna A.
Wench #17/Bitch #17/BS #26/AH#107/SLOB #9
'95 FLHTCUI Fuel Injected 30th Anniversary Electraglide "Fueley"
'66 H-D Bobcat "Baby Blue"--Harley Hummer Club Member #1066
http://spoiled-brat.com

<Bear@anywhere.invalid> wrote in message
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> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>>
>> Yeah, and we slabbed it all the way too. We took the Western GA farmland
>> tour yesterday. Got lost once cause GA makes the print on their road
>> signs
>> too damn small.
>
> Or, YOU now need glasses.
>
> <dkn & rnn>


Will you run them to me if I lose them at the Wendys? <evil laugh>
--
Larry
SENS, DOF# 29, SLOB# 14, BS# 249
88 FLSTC, 05 XL883L, 06 FLHTC

On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:36:44 -0400, "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote:

>
>
> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
>backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>
> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged
>into her ear.
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
>bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.


Very glad to hear this. Applejack would work faster.


Dave (Dukes Sheep)
'07 FLHTCU NAH#2 DOF #5 SENS
"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he was connected at 14.4kps

A: Because it disturbs the logical flow of the message.
Q: Why is topposting frowned upon?

"caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in
news:gdimkb$skh$1@registered.motzarella.org:


>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist,
> not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
>

Glad you're still here to tell the tale. Get a round for yourself on my
tab. I'm good for it.

Rosie

"LarryInEastTn" <LarryInEastTn@pizzacheese.youdontknow> wrote in
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>
> "Ryder Rick" <rickb794@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:at9Lk.2540$Rx2.1761@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
>> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>>>
>>> Yeah, and we slabbed it all the way too. We took the Western GA
>>> farmland tour yesterday. Got lost once cause GA makes the print on
>>> their road signs too damn small.
>>
>> Or you were movin to fast to read it..... sfsf
>
> That's what I told Boots, but she insists it's my eyes cause we were
> rolling to a stop at the time. Don't know how the hell they can be
> going bad, I just turned 29 this year.....again.

What a coincidence... I'm going to be 29 too!

Rosie, of course it's with lots of experience at being 29...

"73Sportster" <73Sportster@verizonmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9B3EBE952ADF573Sportsterverizonma@130.133. 1.4...
>
> What a coincidence... I'm going to be 29 too!
>
> Rosie, of course it's with lots of experience at being 29...


Where the hell were you guys last Saturday? We missed you.
--
Larry
SENS, DOF# 29, SLOB# 14, BS# 249
88 FLSTC, 05 XL883L, 06 FLHTC

LarryInEastTn wrote:
>
> "73Sportster" <73Sportster@verizonmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B3EBE952ADF573Sportsterverizonma@130.133. 1.4...
> >
> > What a coincidence... I'm going to be 29 too!
> >
> > Rosie, of course it's with lots of experience at being 29...
>
> Where the hell were you guys last Saturday? We missed you.

What he said... No Shit!
Gas wasn't *that* expensive, especially at 40 mpg! <g>
(Y'all were talked about though.)

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"LarryInEastTn" <Eff _ Ewe@calmcast.nerd> wrote in newsYOdnbJW0
_lrwmPVnZ2dnUVZ_rjinZ2d@comcast.com:

>
> "73Sportster" <73Sportster@verizonmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B3EBE952ADF573Sportsterverizonma@130.133. 1.4...
>>
>> What a coincidence... I'm going to be 29 too!
>>
>> Rosie, of course it's with lots of experience at being 29...
>
>
> Where the hell were you guys last Saturday? We missed you.

Sometimes, there's a downside to Kenny having a real, bonafide, somebody
other than me is telling him what to do, job. He had to work Saturday,
as he does most Saturdays. Becky and I went to Tampa. I'd thought about
running over, but spent the day with my sister instead. I missed you
guys though, and thought about you. Tell Boots I said "Hi!".

Rosie, besides, you'd probably have just run off as soon as I got
there...

Bear@anywhere.invalid wrote in news:48FEA7B9.B052CE22@ix.netcom.com:

> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>>
>> "73Sportster" <73Sportster@verizonmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B3EBE952ADF573Sportsterverizonma@130.133. 1.4...
>> >
>> > What a coincidence... I'm going to be 29 too!
>> >
>> > Rosie, of course it's with lots of experience at being 29...
>>
>> Where the hell were you guys last Saturday? We missed you.
>
> What he said... No Shit!
> Gas wasn't *that* expensive, especially at 40 mpg! <g>
> (Y'all were talked about though.)
>


Hope it was all good talk. <g> Missed you all around this year. Hope
things are going well for you.

Rosie

73Sportster wrote:
> "LarryInEastTn" <Eff _ Ewe@calmcast.nerd> wrote in newsYOdnbJW0
> _lrwmPVnZ2dnUVZ_rjinZ2d@comcast.com:
>
>> "73Sportster" <73Sportster@verizonmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9B3EBE952ADF573Sportsterverizonma@130.133. 1.4...
>>> What a coincidence... I'm going to be 29 too!
>>>
>>> Rosie, of course it's with lots of experience at being 29...
>>
>> Where the hell were you guys last Saturday? We missed you.
>
> Sometimes, there's a downside to Kenny having a real, bonafide, somebody
> other than me is telling him what to do, job. He had to work Saturday,
> as he does most Saturdays. Becky and I went to Tampa. I'd thought about
> running over, but spent the day with my sister instead. I missed you
> guys though, and thought about you. Tell Boots I said "Hi!".
>
> Rosie, besides, you'd probably have just run off as soon as I got
> there...
>

Aw, I missed your hugs!

Banker

banker <banker@retired.net> wrote in
news:XpSdncyWO85n8Z3UnZ2dnUVZ_ojinZ2d@comcast.com:


> Aw, I missed your hugs!
>
> Banker
>

Yeah, me too. Tell you what, next time I see you, you can have two!

Rosie, more if ya really want them...

"caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in message
news:gdimkb$skh$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>
> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
> caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
> kinda start paying a little more attention.
>
> I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on the
> left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing with the
> traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and behold here
> comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left lane with nowhere
> to go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
>
> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
> was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in his
> exhaust system.
>
> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped him on
> his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road into the
> guardrail.
>
> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
>
> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped me
> up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the ol bike
> and got it back on the shoulder of the road.
>
> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
> backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>
> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged
> into her ear.
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
>
> --
> Mike F.
> caspr2

Mike, I must have been somewhere ahead of you on I-40 as I was riding the
BRP and this was the detour. I missed the whole thing...glad I did and glad
you are here to tell.

Jim