| |  | | 
10-20-2008, 08:36 PM
| | | You just never know
Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
kinda start paying a little more attention.
I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on the
left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing with the
traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and behold here
comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left lane with nowhere to
go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in his
exhaust system.
He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped him on
his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road into the
guardrail.
Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped me up
(yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the ol bike and
got it back on the shoulder of the road.
A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged
into her ear.
Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
--
Mike F.
caspr2 | 
10-20-2008, 08:48 PM
| | | Re: You just never know On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:36:44 -0400, "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote:
>
> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
>was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in his
>exhaust system.
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
>bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
Phew.....
here have a drink of this, that damn capt left some in the
jar.......... | 
10-20-2008, 09:26 PM
| | | Re: You just never know caspr2 wrote:
> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead
> says caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite
> so I just kinda start paying a little more attention.
>
> I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on
> the left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing
> with the traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and
> behold here comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left
> lane with nowhere to go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
>
> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could
> see was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the
> welds in his exhaust system.
>
> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped
> him on his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road
> into the guardrail.
>
> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
>
> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped
> me up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the
> ol bike and got it back on the shoulder of the road.
>
> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on
> the backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>
> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone
> plugged into her ear.
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist,
> not bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
Yer lucky to be here to drink that vodka ! Here , have a coupla these
vicodin , you'll need 'em later . The pain always arrives a day later ...
--
Snag
'90 Ultra "Strider"
'39 WLDD "Popcycle"
Buncha cars and a truck | 
10-20-2008, 09:48 PM
| | | Re: You just never know On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:36:44 -0400, "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote:
>
>Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
>sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
>caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
>kinda start paying a little more attention.
>
> I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on the
>left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing with the
>traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and behold here
>comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left lane with nowhere to
>go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
>
> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
>was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in his
>exhaust system.
>
> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped him on
>his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road into the
>guardrail.
>
> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
>
> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped me up
>(yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the ol bike and
>got it back on the shoulder of the road.
>
> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
>backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>
> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged
>into her ear.
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
>bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
Shee-yit. I bet you're about as pale as Casper. Shirley, a bottle of
Absolut Ruby Red for Mike please, on my tab.
<whew> Think I'll join you in a shot or six.
Dana
Bitch 16 Wench 22 BS 23 BOTY VI ret.
'05 FLHRSI "Belle"
'03 FLHTCUI | 
10-20-2008, 10:14 PM
| | | Re: You just never know caspr2 wrote:
>
> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
> caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
> kinda start paying a little more attention.
>
> I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on the
> left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing with
> the traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and behold
> here comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left lane with
> nowhere to go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
>
> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could
> see was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds
> in his exhaust system.
Betcha it seemed like slow-motion. I was in a car crash years ago, and
it was like watching a video frame by frame...only louder, more scary
and it hurt worse.
>
> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped him
> on his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road into the
> guardrail.
>
> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
>
> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped me
> up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the ol bike
> and got it back on the shoulder of the road.
>
> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on
> the backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
You sure it was dirt on your backside? Like the old saying goes about
when you realize you're about to be in a crash: "First you say it...then
you do it."
>
> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone
> plugged into her ear.
That just pisses me off. Frickin' idiots and their cell phones. I've
mentioned it in here before, but we had a young girl kill some folks on
the interstate cuz she was busy texting somebody about something very
important, I'm sure. They charged her with vehicular manslaughter.
Sentence is 1 to 10, as I recall. Don't know what she got, but I think
she should be in jail *only* as long as the people she killed are still
dead. I think cell phone use should be treated just like DUI. Except the
officer on the scene gets to light 'em up with the Tazer before he
arrests 'em. (But other than that I don't have an opinion about it.)
>
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
Good on ya for looking out for all the nincompoops out there.
Andy aka Big Stinkie BS#252 SLOB#3 | 
10-20-2008, 10:29 PM
| | | Re: You just never know Yeap' young gal talkin and not payin attention. She only ended up with a few
cuts on the face!
Thank goodness!
--
Mike F.
caspr2
"Andy aka Big Stinkie" <andythe@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:48fcf499@127.0.0.1...
> caspr2 wrote:
>>
>> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
>> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
>> caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
>> kinda start paying a little more attention.
>>
>> I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on the
>> left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing with the
>> traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and behold here
>> comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left lane with nowhere
>> to go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
>>
>> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
>> was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in
>> his exhaust system.
>
> Betcha it seemed like slow-motion. I was in a car crash years ago, and it
> was like watching a video frame by frame...only louder, more scary and it
> hurt worse.
>>
>> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped him on
>> his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road into the
>> guardrail.
>>
>> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
>>
>> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped me
>> up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the ol bike
>> and got it back on the shoulder of the road.
>>
>> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
>> backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>
> You sure it was dirt on your backside? Like the old saying goes about when
> you realize you're about to be in a crash: "First you say it...then you do
> it."
>>
>> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone
>> plugged into her ear.
>
> That just pisses me off. Frickin' idiots and their cell phones. I've
> mentioned it in here before, but we had a young girl kill some folks on
> the interstate cuz she was busy texting somebody about something very
> important, I'm sure. They charged her with vehicular manslaughter.
> Sentence is 1 to 10, as I recall. Don't know what she got, but I think she
> should be in jail *only* as long as the people she killed are still dead.
> I think cell phone use should be treated just like DUI. Except the officer
> on the scene gets to light 'em up with the Tazer before he arrests 'em.
> (But other than that I don't have an opinion about it.)
>>
>> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
>> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>>
> Good on ya for looking out for all the nincompoops out there.
>
> Andy aka Big Stinkie BS#252 SLOB#3 | 
10-20-2008, 10:31 PM
| | | Re: You just never know
--
Mike F.
caspr2
<me@nospam.com> wrote in message
news  3opf4lt4f1cdckbh7ecpnb1fpfgffkadr@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:36:44 -0400, "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
>>was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in his
>>exhaust system.
>>
>> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
>>bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
>
> Phew.....
>
> here have a drink of this, that damn capt left some in the
> jar..........
Well being the Capt left it I know its good!
Sides that with the pain killers I don't even give a shit! | 
10-20-2008, 10:32 PM
| | | Re: You just never know Thanks Terry,
I need that.
--
Mike F.
caspr2
"Terry Coombs" <snagone@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:SJ5Lk.54733$De7.9071@bignews7.bellsouth.net.. .
> caspr2 wrote:
>> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
>> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead
>> says caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite
>> so I just kinda start paying a little more attention.
>>
>> I see the paint truck in the left lane painting the yellow line on
>> the left shoulder so I move over to the right lane and start slowing
>> with the traffic. As I was slowing and watching my mirrors, low and
>> behold here comes this 4 wheeler hell bent for election in the left
>> lane with nowhere to go. I gassed on it and headed for the bank.
>>
>> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could
>> see was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the
>> welds in his exhaust system.
>>
>> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint truck, flipped
>> him on his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down the road
>> into the guardrail.
>>
>> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and leaves packed everywhere.
>>
>> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my assistance, he helped
>> me up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and we righted the
>> ol bike and got it back on the shoulder of the road.
>>
>> A few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on
>> the backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred.
>>
>> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone
>> plugged into her ear.
>>
>> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist,
>> not bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills.
>
> Yer lucky to be here to drink that vodka ! Here , have a coupla these
> vicodin , you'll need 'em later . The pain always arrives a day later ...
> --
> Snag
> '90 Ultra "Strider"
> '39 WLDD "Popcycle"
> Buncha cars and a truck
> | 
10-20-2008, 10:36 PM
| | | Re: You just never know
--
Mike F.
caspr2
"Dana Taramina" says
>
> Shee-yit. I bet you're about as pale as Casper. Shirley, a bottle of
> Absolut Ruby Red for Mike please, on my tab.
Thanks Dana,
Little of that and a little vicondon and I should be fine.
> | 
10-20-2008, 10:48 PM
| | | Re: You just never know caspr2 wrote:
> Yeap' young gal talkin and not payin attention. She only ended up with a
> few cuts on the face!
> Thank goodness!
>
>
what about the painter? | 
10-20-2008, 10:54 PM
| | | Re: You just never know You know them trucks they make for hwy worker really work, she hit the
warning truck and the shocks on it really works. She did not get within 15
feet of the driver.
--
Mike F.
caspr2
"Al" <bslug205@NO_SPAM_SUCKA.com> wrote in message
news:48fcfca9$1@127.0.0.1...
> caspr2 wrote:
>> Yeap' young gal talkin and not payin attention. She only ended up with a
>> few cuts on the face!
>> Thank goodness!
>>
>>
>
> what about the painter? | 
10-20-2008, 10:54 PM
| | | Re: You just never know "caspr2" wrote...
snip
> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged
> into her ear.
Well that about sez enuff! John Ross wasn't in the area was he? <g>
Consider yourself lucky Mike. Glad you could tell the story.
There's some local ambulance chaser playing ads on the radio and TV
specializing in representing people that are hit by drivers that were using
their cell phones.
--
hawgeye © www.stealer-dealer.com | 
10-20-2008, 11:00 PM
| | | Re: You just never know caspr2 wrote:
> You know them trucks they make for hwy worker really work, she hit the
> warning truck and the shocks on it really works. She did not get within
> 15 feet of the driver.
>
Good to hear no major injuries or fatalities. Frikkin' cell phones... | 
10-20-2008, 11:03 PM
| | | Re: You just never know Terry,
Hell at this point I,m a happy camper. But if they want to invest in some
good drugs. (for my age group bout 40 pf)
--
Mike F.
caspr2
"hawgeye" <hawgeye96@ATTITUDEcomcast.net> wrote in message
news:reednXlW0JIPY2HVnZ2dnUVZ_qninZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> "caspr2" wrote...
>
> snip
>
>> The 4 wheeler that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone
>> plugged into her ear.
>
> Well that about sez enuff! John Ross wasn't in the area was he? <g>
> Consider yourself lucky Mike. Glad you could tell the story.
>
> There's some local ambulance chaser playing ads on the radio and TV
> specializing in representing people that are hit by drivers that were
> using their cell phones.
>
>
> --
> hawgeye ©
> www.stealer-dealer.com
>
>
>
> | 
10-20-2008, 11:25 PM
| | | Re: You just never know Al wrote:
> caspr2 wrote:
>> You know them trucks they make for hwy worker really work, she hit the
>> warning truck and the shocks on it really works. She did not get within
>> 15 feet of the driver.
>>
>
> Good to hear no major injuries or fatalities. Frikkin' cell phones...
Saw lots of folks driving and talking on them a week or so ago when I was over
there....thought you folks passed a law???
--
Steve Irving (Irv) - BS#237/SLOB#12 http://www.users.qwest.net/~niteh/bike | 
10-20-2008, 11:32 PM
| | | Re: You just never know "caspr2" survived to write...
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a
> sprained wrist, not bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka
> should cure my ills.
>
Glad everything worked out reasonable well. There's some
scary shit out there.
DaveN
don't make a habit of findin' the ditch | 
10-20-2008, 11:40 PM
| | | Re: You just never know Steve Irving wrote:
> Al wrote:
>> caspr2 wrote:
>>> You know them trucks they make for hwy worker really work, she hit the
>>> warning truck and the shocks on it really works. She did not get within
>>> 15 feet of the driver.
>>>
>> Good to hear no major injuries or fatalities. Frikkin' cell phones...
>
> Saw lots of folks driving and talking on them a week or so ago when I was over
> there....thought you folks passed a law???
>
Shit, I see people every day on them dam cells while they're driving.
LOL They try to cup the phone and kinda lean over on it like they're
resting their head on their hand.
I don't see near as many as I used to though.. | 
10-20-2008, 11:43 PM
| | | Re: You just never know Al wrote:
> I don't see near as many as I used to though..
We passed a law in Washington too and they're still bad. They don't
pull you over for it directly but if the nab you for something else,
then they can pile on. I think wearing seat belts are the same way
here.
BP | 
10-20-2008, 11:43 PM
| | | Re: You just never know
"caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in message
news:gdimkb$skh$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>
> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
> caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
> kinda start paying a little more attention. I see the paint truck in the
> left lane painting the yellow line on the left shoulder so I move over to
> the right lane and start slowing with the traffic. As I was slowing and
> watching my mirrors, low and behold here comes this 4 wheeler hell bent
> for election in the left lane with nowhere to go. I gassed on it and
> headed for the bank.
> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
> was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in his
> exhaust system.> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint
> truck, flipped him on his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down
> the road into the guardrail.> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and
> leaves packed everywhere.> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to my
> assistance, he helped me up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled) and
> we righted the ol bike and got it back on the shoulder of the road. A few
> leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
> backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred. The 4 wheeler
> that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged into her ear.
> Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist, not
> bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills. --
> Mike F.
> caspr2
Gawddamnit man. If you'd rode home from FL with us yesterday I bet you
wouldn't have been riding today, & could've avoided all that. Glad to hear
you're okay. At least your wrist was hurt in a manly way, not by falling
over a parking lot wheel stop while running with someone's glasses.<d/r>
--
Larry
SENS, DOF# 29, SLOB# 14, BS# 249
88 FLSTC, 05 XL883L, 06 FLHTC | 
10-20-2008, 11:50 PM
| | | Re: You just never know big_piper wrote:
> Al wrote:
>
>> I don't see near as many as I used to though..
>
> We passed a law in Washington too and they're still bad. They don't
> pull you over for it directly but if the nab you for something else,
> then they can pile on. I think wearing seat belts are the same way
> here.
>
> BP
I bet you're NOT too young to remember when driving down the road
drinking a beer, nobody gave a shit. It's all about makin' big dinero
for the system now.
I haven't talked to anyone who has gotten ticketed for the phone yet. A
few who've gotten nailed for no seat belt, but I know a shitpot fulla
people w/ DUI's!
Kripes sake, for the 10K a DUI costs, a guy could rent a limo w/ 4
strippers to haul his ass to and from the bars. May even have enough
left over for a quick trip to the casino. | 
10-20-2008, 11:54 PM
| | | Re: You just never know Al wrote:
> I bet you're NOT too young to remember when driving down the road
> drinking a beer, nobody gave a shit. It's all about makin' big dinero
> for the system now.
>
> I haven't talked to anyone who has gotten ticketed for the phone yet. A
> few who've gotten nailed for no seat belt, but I know a shitpot fulla
> people w/ DUI's!
>
> Kripes sake, for the 10K a DUI costs, a guy could rent a limo w/ 4
> strippers to haul his ass to and from the bars. May even have enough
> left over for a quick trip to the casino.
I am and I do.
Keep yer beer under the window sill and keep it in a cozy!
BP | 
10-20-2008, 11:57 PM
| | | Re: You just never know
"Al" <bslug205@NO_SPAM_SUCKA.com> wrote in message
news:48fd0b4c$1@127.0.0.1...
>
> Kripes sake, for the 10K a DUI costs, a guy could rent a limo w/ 4
> strippers to haul his ass to and from the bars. May even have enough
> left over for a quick trip to the casino.
I like the way you think. However a taxi instead of a limo, will allow for
4 strippers, 2 midget hookers, & a camera crew.
--
Larry
SENS, DOF# 29, SLOB# 14, BS# 249
88 FLSTC, 05 XL883L, 06 FLHTC | 
10-21-2008, 12:00 AM
| | | Re: You just never know big_piper wrote:
> Al wrote:
>
>> I bet you're NOT too young to remember when driving down the road
>> drinking a beer, nobody gave a shit. It's all about makin' big dinero
>> for the system now.
>>
>> I haven't talked to anyone who has gotten ticketed for the phone yet. A
>> few who've gotten nailed for no seat belt, but I know a shitpot fulla
>> people w/ DUI's!
>>
>> Kripes sake, for the 10K a DUI costs, a guy could rent a limo w/ 4
>> strippers to haul his ass to and from the bars. May even have enough
>> left over for a quick trip to the casino.
>
> I am and I do.
>
> Keep yer beer under the window sill and keep it in a cozy!
>
> BP
yep, or the 'constable' will confeeskate et. | 
10-21-2008, 12:17 AM
| | | Re: You just never know
"big_piper" <jb@mcneel.com> wrote in message news:48fd097f@127.0.0.1...
> Al wrote:
>
> > I don't see near as many as I used to though..
>
> We passed a law in Washington too and they're still bad. They don't
> pull you over for it directly but if the nab you for something else,
> then they can pile on. I think wearing seat belts are the same way
> here.
Used to be that way with the seat belts. They changed it. They can now pull
you over for no belt. | 
10-21-2008, 12:32 AM
| | | Re: You just never know LarryInEastTn wrote:
> "Al" <bslug205@NO_SPAM_SUCKA.com> wrote in message
> news:48fd0b4c$1@127.0.0.1...
>> Kripes sake, for the 10K a DUI costs, a guy could rent a limo w/ 4
>> strippers to haul his ass to and from the bars. May even have enough
>> left over for a quick trip to the casino.
>
> I like the way you think. However a taxi instead of a limo, will allow for
> 4 strippers, 2 midget hookers, & a camera crew.
I like the way you think.
but I like to ride in style.
dump the 4 strippers and gimme the limo back. | 
10-21-2008, 12:35 AM
| | | Re: You just never know CW wrote:
> "big_piper" <jb@mcneel.com> wrote in message news:48fd097f@127.0.0.1...
>> Al wrote:
>>
>>> I don't see near as many as I used to though..
>> We passed a law in Washington too and they're still bad. They don't
>> pull you over for it directly but if the nab you for something else,
>> then they can pile on. I think wearing seat belts are the same way
>> here.
>
> Used to be that way with the seat belts. They changed it. They can now pull
> you over for no belt.
>
>
Gives em probable cause to get out the anal probe..... | 
10-21-2008, 12:45 AM
| | | Re: You just never know Al wrote:
>>
>> Keep yer beer under the window sill and keep it in a cozy!
>>
>> BP
>
> yep, or the 'constable' will confeeskate et.
And a bunch of yer hard-earned along wid it!
BP | 
10-21-2008, 01:08 AM
| | | Re: You just never know I think I can safely say FYYFF
--
Mike F.
caspr2
"LarryInEastTn" <LarryInEastTn@pizzacheese.youdontknow> wrote in message
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>
> "caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in message
> news:gdimkb$skh$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>>
>> Well he I was traveling home from work on a nice balmy day, 50 deg and
>> sunny. Heading east on I-40 towards Black Mountain. Sign up ahead says
>> caution Line Painting Ahead, no problem traffic is fairly lite so I just
>> kinda start paying a little more attention. I see the paint truck in the
>> left lane painting the yellow line on the left shoulder so I move over to
>> the right lane and start slowing with the traffic. As I was slowing and
>> watching my mirrors, low and behold here comes this 4 wheeler hell bent
>> for election in the left lane with nowhere to go. I gassed on it and
>> headed for the bank.
>> Kinda felt like I was on Star Trak as when I looked over all I could see
>> was his undercarriage! I do believe I could have counted the welds in
>> his exhaust system.> He had hit the safebarrier on the rear of the paint
>> truck, flipped him on his side (the driver's side) and he slide on down
>> the road into the guardrail.> Me, I ended up in the ditch with mud and
>> leaves packed everywhere.> The first NC Hwy Patrol on the scene came to
>> my assistance, he helped me up (yeah I was a little shaken and befuddled)
>> and we righted the ol bike and got it back on the shoulder of the road. A
>> few leaves of a nice fall color, a little mud, and a little dirt on the
>> backside of my jeans looks like the only damage I incurred. The 4 wheeler
>> that caused this was a young gal with the cell phone plugged into her
>> ear. Just got back from the ER and my only injuries are a sprained wrist,
>> not bad for a old fart! Bout a qt of vodka should cure my ills. --
>> Mike F.
>> caspr2
>
> Gawddamnit man. If you'd rode home from FL with us yesterday I bet you
> wouldn't have been riding today, & could've avoided all that. Glad to
> hear you're okay. At least your wrist was hurt in a manly way, not by
> falling over a parking lot wheel stop while running with someone's
> glasses.<d/r>
> --
> Larry
> SENS, DOF# 29, SLOB# 14, BS# 249
> 88 FLSTC, 05 XL883L, 06 FLHTC
> | 
10-21-2008, 01:15 AM
| | | Re: You just never know
--
"LarryInEastTn" finally sobered up and said
>
> Gawddamnit man. If you'd rode home from FL with us yesterday I bet you
> wouldn't have been riding today, & could've avoided all that.
Y'll took to long for that short ltl ol trip. Member we left Kenosa and
called it a day in 10 hrs.
Of course we didn't have hang overs!
Hey drugs are good! | 
10-21-2008, 01:17 AM
| | | Re: You just never know
"caspr2" <caspr@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> "LarryInEastTn" finally sobered up and said
>>
>> Gawddamnit man. If you'd rode home from FL with us yesterday I bet you
>> wouldn't have been riding today, & could've avoided all that.
>
> Y'll took to long for that short ltl ol trip. Member we left Kenosa and
> called it a day in 10 hrs.
>
> Of course we didn't have hang overs!
> Hey drugs are good!
Yeah, and we slabbed it all the way too. We took the Western GA farmland
tour yesterday. Got lost once cause GA makes the print on their road signs
too damn small.
--
Larry
SENS, DOF# 29, SLOB# 14, BS# 249
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