A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of beer
and sticks it in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on
shopping.

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and
sticks
it in the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies, 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE'


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..p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:

> A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of beer...

There's a slightly different version of this which I like better:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/368195/

SQ