http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37,
rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool
Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before
spitting it out.

..............

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the
friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors
were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what
she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff
and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me
forever. I am in no way a violent person."

On Jan 23, 11:28�am, Rob Kleinschmidt <Rkleinsch1216...@aol.com>
wrote:

> She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff
> and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me
> forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has
happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much
anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Aha. The Sirhan Defense: I just can't remember."

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:28:43 -0800 (PST), Rob Kleinschmidt
<Rkleinsch1216128@aol.com> wrote:

>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm
>
>Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37,
>rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool
>Crown Court heard.
>
>She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before
>spitting it out.
>
>.............
>
>She choked and spat it back into her hand before the
>friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors
>were unable to re-attach the organ.
>
>In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what
>she had done.
>
>She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff
>and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me
>forever. I am in no way a violent person."

" I just wanted a little gnosh".


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Rob Kleinschmidt <Rkleinsch1216128@aol.com> wrote:

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm
>
<snip>

FFS. That report dates from 2005.

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On Jan 23, 2:19 pm, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) wrote:
> Rob Kleinschmidt <Rkleinsch1216...@aol.com> wrote:
> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...de/4253849.stm
>
> <snip>
>
> FFS. That report dates from 2005.

Sentencing was recent. The "not a violent person"
assertion is the part I find strange.

On Jan 23, 2:19�pm, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) wrote:

> FFS. That report dates from 2005.

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack----aaaaaaah!

"Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216128@aol.com> wrote

>> FFS. That report dates from 2005.
>
> Sentencing was recent. The "not a violent person"
> assertion is the part I find strange.

You hear that a lot from people who've just done something violently
anti-social. You hear it from their parents a lot, too.

Usually spoken tearfully into the lens of a TV camera just after little
Billy has been sentenced to life without parole for his serial-nun-impaling
spree.

On Jan 23, 5:22 pm, "P. Roehling" <nowayj...@uh-uh.edu> wrote:
> "Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216...@aol.com> wrote
>
> >> FFS. That report dates from 2005.
>
> > Sentencing was recent. The "not a violent person"
> > assertion is the part I find strange.
>
> You hear that a lot from people who've just done something violently
> anti-social. You hear it from their parents a lot, too.
>
> Usually spoken tearfully into the lens of a TV camera just after little
> Billy has been sentenced to life without parole for his serial-nun-impaling
> spree.

"Never my intention to cause harm" after ripping off
the guys nut with her bare hands was pretty good too.

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:29:24 -0800 (PST), Rob Kleinschmidt
<Rkleinsch1216128@aol.com> wrote:

>On Jan 23, 5:22 pm, "P. Roehling" <nowayj...@uh-uh.edu> wrote:
>> "Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216...@aol.com> wrote
>>
>> >> FFS. That report dates from 2005.
>>
>> > Sentencing was recent. The "not a violent person"
>> > assertion is the part I find strange.
>>
>> You hear that a lot from people who've just done something violently
>> anti-social. You hear it from their parents a lot, too.
>>
>> Usually spoken tearfully into the lens of a TV camera just after little
>> Billy has been sentenced to life without parole for his serial-nun-impaling
>> spree.
>
>"Never my intention to cause harm" after ripping off
>the guys nut with her bare hands was pretty good too.

She got balls, that's all there is to it.


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On Jan 23, 9:41 pm, .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:

> >"Never my intention to cause harm" after ripping off
> >the guys nut with her bare hands was pretty good too.
>
> She got balls, that's all there is to it.
>


+1 right there, pjm

c wrote:
> On Jan 23, 9:41 pm, .p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:
>
>>> "Never my intention to cause harm" after ripping off
>>> the guys nut with her bare hands was pretty good too.
>>
>> She got balls, that's all there is to it.
>>
>
>
> +1 right there, pjm

Well, _ball_ anyway, looks like she didn't get the set.

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"Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216128@aol.com> wrote

> "Never my intention to cause harm" after ripping off
> the guys nut with her bare hands was pretty good too.

Yup. To tell you the truth, I wouldn't have thought it was even possible.

She must have hands of steel, and he must be extremely slow on the uptake...

"P. Roehling" <nowayjose@uh-uh.edu> wrote in message
news:47982868$0$7137$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>
> "Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216128@aol.com> wrote
>
>> "Never my intention to cause harm" after ripping off
>> the guys nut with her bare hands was pretty good too.
>
> Yup. To tell you the truth, I wouldn't have thought it was even possible.
>
> She must have hands of steel, and he must be extremely slow on the
> uptake...
>

Er, one defense taught our wimmins is to cuddle up and stroke the rapist's
nut sack, then suddenly make it clear that he's in big hurt country.

Seth Hammond wrote:
> "P. Roehling" <nowayjose@uh-uh.edu> wrote in message
> news:47982868$0$7137$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>
>> "Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216128@aol.com> wrote
>>
>>> "Never my intention to cause harm" after ripping off
>>> the guys nut with her bare hands was pretty good too.
>>
>> Yup. To tell you the truth, I wouldn't have thought it was even
>> possible.
>>
>> She must have hands of steel, and he must be extremely slow on the
>> uptake...
>>
>
> Er, one defense taught our wimmins is to cuddle up and stroke the
> rapist's nut sack, then suddenly make it clear that he's in big hurt
> country.

I've always thought that a woman who is certain that she is going to
be raped should offer the SOB a blow job . . .

If he's dumb enough to go for it he deserves what he gets. And if he
says he's going to hurt her if she bites him, well, don't bet on his
being able to deliver while she's running down the road waving his
dick in the air.

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"J. Clarke" <jclarke.usenet@cox.net> wrote in message
news:fn948m0l4v@news2.newsguy.com...

>>> She got balls, that's all there is to it.
>>>
>>
>>
>> +1 right there, pjm
>
> Well, _ball_ anyway, looks like she didn't get the set.

Yeah, the value as collector's items goes WAY
down unless you have the pair. Preferably, of
course, in the original packaging.

Bob M.

J. Clarke <jclarke.usenet@cox.net> wrote:

> I've always thought that a woman who is certain that she is going to
> be raped should offer the SOB a blow job . . .
>
> If he's dumb enough to go for it he deserves what he gets. And if he
> says he's going to hurt her if she bites him, well, don't bet on his
> being able to deliver while she's running down the road waving his
> dick in the air.

Ouch.

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On Jan 24, 8:24 am, "Seth Hammond" <lesliesethhamm...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
> "P. Roehling" <nowayj...@uh-uh.edu> wrote in message
>
> news:47982868$0$7137$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>
>
>
> > "Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216...@aol.com> wrote
>
> >> "Never my intention to cause harm" after ripping off
> >> the guys nut with her bare hands was pretty good too.
>
> > Yup. To tell you the truth, I wouldn't have thought it was even possible.
>
> > She must have hands of steel, and he must be extremely slow on the
> > uptake...
>
> Er, one defense taught our wimmins is to cuddle up and stroke the rapist's
> nut sack, then suddenly make it clear that he's in big hurt country.

Swallowing is optional ?