Hi all you cute dearies and sweeties out there in Reeky Land! I'm the
Older Gentlewoman but you can just call me TOGGY if you'd like, or
honeypot, or sweetie lumps or sugar booger, whatever makes you sweat
the best.

Although I really enjoy motorcycling, I'd much rather wrap my legs
around your gas tank instead of my bike's.

Let me give you my qualifications. I'm very old, wrinkled, saggy in
all the wrong places and my love garden is the size of the North Sea
(my surgeon in the sex change op sorta overdid it) but I'm very loving
and emotional and increasingly sexy since I had my sex change
operation last year to make me into the glamorous sweaty female love
beast I now am.

So if any of you sweetie bumps are interested, I'd sure love to "ride"
with you in the countryside outside London. We could take my Chinese
cruiser and make a day of it. Kissy...Kissy...Kissy

Just let me know dearie 'cause your sweetie TOGGY is always "ready to
ride." Tee Hee Tee Hee <giggles> <giggles>

BMW K125LT Ducati 200SS Yamaha XT80E Honda CB50F

By the way you sexy boys, you can also find my posts on
uk.rec.motorcycles and rec.motorcycles.tech.

Ta Ta For Now You Luscious Young Males... <SWAK>

On Aug 18, 12:29*am, The Older Gentlewoman <themoni...@rocketmail.com>
wrote:

(SNIP)

Bored, are we?

"Twibil" <jose.noway6@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:94ac5989-7c43-4564-8583-3f0f55277f3b@z6g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
On Aug 18, 12:29 am, The Older Gentlewoman <themoni...@rocketmail.com>
wrote:

> (SNIP)
>
> Bored, are we?

Bored, and apparently under the delusions that (a) they're
funny and (b) someone out here actually cares to read this
crap.

Bob M.

On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:18:52 -0600, "Bob Myers"
<nospamplease@address.invalid> wrote:

>
>"Twibil" <jose.noway6@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:94ac5989-7c43-4564-8583-3f0f55277f3b@z6g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
>On Aug 18, 12:29 am, The Older Gentlewoman <themoni...@rocketmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>> (SNIP)
>>
>> Bored, are we?
>
>Bored, and apparently under the delusions that (a) they're
>funny and (b) someone out here actually cares to read this
>crap.

JS, displaying his maturity, wit and wisdom again.

--
Turby the Turbosurfer

On Aug 18, 1:31*pm, Turby <turbosur...@beach.comber> wrote:
> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:18:52 -0600, "Bob Myers"
>
> <nospample...@address.invalid> wrote:
>
> >"Twibil" <jose.now...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:94ac5989-7c43-4564-8583-3f0f55277f3b@z6g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
> >On Aug 18, 12:29 am, The Older Gentlewoman <themoni...@rocketmail.com>
> >wrote:
>
> >> (SNIP)
>
> >> Bored, are we?
>
> >Bored, and apparently under the delusions that (a) they're
> >funny and (b) someone out here actually cares to read this
> >crap.
>
> JS, displaying his maturity, wit and wisdom again.

heh, gave him a link to a new scooter. It's a wonder he isn't already
bragging about getting it.
--
Keith

On Aug 18, 11:18*am, "Bob Myers" <nospample...@address.invalid>
wrote: ...and apparently under the delusions that ... someone out
here actually cares to read this crap.
> Bob M.

Obviously, no delusion at all Sweetie Bob, since YOU cared to read
it! tee hee

On Aug 18, 12:31*pm, Turby <turbosur...@beach.comber> wrote: The
Older Gentlewoman successfully displaying his/her maturity, wit and
wisdom again.
> Turby the Turbosurfer

Thankee Turby Burby, all dearie comments scrumptiously appreciated.
<SWAK>

On Aug 18, 12:31*pm, Turby <turbosur...@beach.comber> wrote:

> JS, displaying his maturity, wit and wisdom again.

Now *THERE's* a show I'd pay to see!

When do you suppose he's going to start?

On Aug 18, 4:53*pm, Twibil <jose.now...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 12:31*pm, Turby <turbosur...@beach.comber> wrote:
>
> > JS, displaying his maturity, wit and wisdom again.
>
> Now *THERE's* a show I'd pay to see!
>
> When do you suppose he's going to start?

who start what when?

On Aug 18, 4:21*pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> who start what when?

Nothing happening here sir; nothing to see. Just move along...

(I *hate* looky-loos!)

"The Older Gentlewoman" <themonitor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
news:eaf3ff1b-4669-4060-8145-7b24f81acef0@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> Hi all you cute dearies and sweeties out there in Reeky Land! I'm the
> Older Gentlewoman but you can just call me TOGGY if you'd like, or
> honeypot, or sweetie lumps or sugar booger, whatever makes you sweat
> the best.
>
> Although I really enjoy motorcycling, I'd much rather wrap my legs
> around your gas tank instead of my bike's.
>
> Let me give you my qualifications. I'm very old, wrinkled, saggy in
> all the wrong places and my love garden is the size of the North Sea
> (my surgeon in the sex change op sorta overdid it) but I'm very loving
> and emotional and increasingly sexy since I had my sex change
> operation last year to make me into the glamorous sweaty female love
> beast I now am.

Browsing YouTube, I think I found a good match for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A26a87XG3Ec

Let me know it works out.

On Aug 18, 5:08�pm, "David T. Ashley" <d...@e3ft.com> wrote:

> Browsing YouTube, I think I found a good match for you:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A26a87XG3Ec
> Let me know it works out.

Actually, he already *has* a group of male dancing partners...

http://www.chateau.murray.dsl.pipex....risdancing.jpg

On Aug 18, 5:37*pm, Twibil <jose.now...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 4:21*pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > who start what when?
>
> Nothing happening here sir; nothing to see. Just move along...
>
> (I *hate* looky-loos!)

Especially when you are either handcuffed and sitting in the cop car
OR you are getting stabilized before being loaded into the ambulance/
helecopter.

--
Keith

On Aug 18, 6:57*pm, "." <Rhiann...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 5:08 pm, "David T. Ashley" <d...@e3ft.com> wrote:
>
> > Browsing YouTube, I think I found a good match for you:
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A26a87XG3Ec
> > Let me know it works out.
>
> Actually, he already *has* a group of male dancing partners...
>
> http://www.chateau.murray.dsl.pipex....risdancing.jpg

heh, they are all straight, carrying an ancient tradition and more
importantly at least they have some talent. Unlike you... I on the
grasping hand don't dance. As a friend of mine said decades ago "Keith
you are TOO damn white to dance" 8^( Still he and his girlfriend were
right. I am too damn white to dance, thus I do not. 8^) But I have
been known to think I could sing...even if I couldn't carry tune in a
bucket if you welded a lid on it.
--
Keith

On Aug 18, 6:25*pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> But I have
> been known to think I could sing...even if I couldn't carry tune in a
> bucket if you welded a lid on it.

Which, now that you mention it, is a great place to keep people who
can't sing on key...and who insist on singing anyway.

(Popular button seen at music conventions etcetera; "Tune It Or Die!")

On Aug 18, 6:25�pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> >http://www.chateau.murray.dsl.pipex....risdancing.jpg
>
> heh, they are all straight, carrying an ancient tradition and more
> importantly at least they have some talent.

Yes. Straight. All straight. Yessiree. Straight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:StompMorrisdance.jpg

On Aug 18, 8:19*pm, "." <Rhiann...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 6:25 pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> > heh, they are all straight, carrying an ancient tradition and more
> > importantly at least they have some talent.

> Yes. Straight. All straight. Yessiree. Straight.
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:StompMorrisdance.jpg

One question to all you sweetie pie dearies who have been responding
to my post and kept this thread alive. Do you love all transsexuals
or just me, your "Older Gentlewoman?"

I mean some of you say nasty things; however, you just KEEP COMING
BACK FOR MORE! What does that tell you? Tee Hee I think some of you
need to come out of hiding and just admit you really like the idea of
riding a man who has turned into a woman. That way, you can have it
BOTH ways, just as you like it. Yummy....

And a special thanks to all the "interested" male sweeties like Bob
Myers, Turby, S'mee (Keith Baby Cakes), Turbil and David Ashley who
have tweaked my heart all a-flutter by responding to my post. I've
already placed you dearie poos in a special little place in my "book
of love." You have all been crowned my extra special male dancing
partners. Ta Ta

TOGGY
(The Older Gentlewoman)

S'mee <stevenkeith2@hotmail.com> wrote:

> even if I couldn't carry tune in a
> bucket if you welded a lid on it.

Lovely expression.

I really can't sing. Not a note. When I try, bats have been known to
leave their roosts in distant caves in South America, and elephants on
the African plain shift uneasily and flap their ears.

--
BMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Yamaha XT600E Honda CB400F
chateau dot murray at idnet dot com
"What you're proposing to do will involve a lot of time
and hassle for no tangible benefit."

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:16:00 +0100, totallydeadmailbox@yahoo.co.uk
(The Older Gentleman) wrote:

>S'mee <stevenkeith2@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> even if I couldn't carry tune in a
>> bucket if you welded a lid on it.
>
>Lovely expression.
>
>I really can't sing. Not a note. When I try, bats have been known to
>leave their roosts in distant caves in South America, and elephants on
>the African plain shift uneasily and flap their ears.

People pay me not to sing. My voice is a deadly weapon.

--
Turby the Turbosurfer

On Aug 18, 11:16*pm, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) wrote: Lovely expression. I really can't sing. Not a note.
When I try, bats have been known to leave their roosts in distant
caves in South America, and elephants on the African plain shift
uneasily and flap their ears.

You can always sing in my ear sweetie. I hear you really like the
boys that have crossed over. Wanna go for a ride sometime, sweetie
pumps?

TOGGY BABY

On 19 Aug, 07:36, Turby <turbosur...@beach.comber> wrote:
> On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:16:00 +0100, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk
>
> (The Older Gentleman) wrote:
> >S'mee <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> even if I couldn't carry tune in a
> >> bucket if you welded a lid on it.
>
> >Lovely expression.
>
> >I really can't sing. Not a note. When I try, bats have been known to
> >leave their roosts in distant caves in South America, and elephants on
> >the African plain shift uneasily and flap their ears.
>
> People pay me not to sing. My voice is a deadly weapon.
>
Heh. At school, in the annual inter-house singing competition, I was
actually order to stand at the back and mime.

<Thinks>

We should form a choir. A weapon of eardrum destruction.

On Aug 18, 6:25 pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> I on the
> grasping hand don't dance. As a friend of mine said decades ago "Keith
> you are TOO damn white to dance" 8^( Still he and his girlfriend were
> right. I am too damn white to dance, thus I do not. 8^) But I have
> been known to think I could sing...even if I couldn't carry tune in a
> bucket if you welded a lid on it.

I'm going to start calling you "Carly", because you're so vain, you
think every post is about *you*.

On Aug 18, 11:16�pm, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) wrote:

> I really can't sing. Not a note. When I try, bats have been known to
> leave their roosts in distant caves in South America, and elephants on
> the African plain shift uneasily and flap their ears.

Actually, when Neil was a lad he had a wild hyperbole for a pet...

On Aug 19, 12:16*am, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) wrote:
> S'mee <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > even if I couldn't carry tune in a
> > bucket if you welded a lid on it.
>
> Lovely expression.
>
> I really can't sing. Not a note. When I try, bats have been known to
> leave their roosts in distant caves in South America, and elephants on
> the African plain shift uneasily and flap their ears.

Indeed I've such a quasi<sic> baritonabass with what can only be
described as a buddy hacket screech that one time my own right hand
tried to rip out my larnyx. Yes, it's true I've voice so bad they wont
even let me sing honky tonk!
--
Keith

On Aug 19, 7:32*am, "." <Rhiann...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 11:16 pm, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
>
> Gentleman) wrote:
> > I really can't sing. Not a note. When I try, bats have been known to
> > leave their roosts in distant caves in South America, and elephants on
> > the African plain shift uneasily and flap their ears.
>
> Actually, when Neil was a lad he had a wild hyperbole for a pet...

I set mine free. But like the old saying goes "Them chickens have come
home to roost"
--
Keith

On 19 Aug, 02:25, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:

I on the
> grasping hand

I just noticed this. 'Gripping hand', shorely?

On Aug 19, 7:18*am, "." <Rhiann...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 6:25 pm, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > I on the
> > grasping hand don't dance. As a friend of mine said decades ago "Keith
> > you are TOO damn white to dance" 8^( Still he and his girlfriend were
> > right. I am too damn white to dance, thus I do not. 8^) But I have
> > been known to think I could sing...even if I couldn't carry tune in a
> > bucket if you welded a lid on it.
>
> I'm going to start calling you "Carly", because you're so vain, you
> think every post is about *you*.

No, not really but I have faked the feeling just to piss off trolls.
--
Keith

On Aug 19, 9:12*am, "TOG@Toil" <totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> On 19 Aug, 02:25, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> *I on the
>
> > grasping hand
>
> I just noticed this. 'Gripping hand', shorely?

Been a few years since I read "the Mote in Gods Eye" so you could be
right. I think it was in the mid 80's the last time I read the book.
--
Keith

On 19 Aug, 16:09, "S'mee" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> I set mine free. But like the old saying goes "Them chickens have come
> home to roost"

That reminds me. The Doctor (my better half) keeps chickens. Babs &
Bunty, but Babs died recently and Bunty has stopped laying, so she's
bought two new birds. Some Portuguese breed. Bunty is rather put out
("This is my coop, this is my garden, and excuse me, that's my worm
you're stalking") and it's like some kind of Cold War stand-off. It's
brilliant to watch. We expect blood any minute. "Pecking order" - you
know where the phrase came from.

On Aug 19, 4:53*am, "TOG@Toil" <totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> On 19 Aug, 07:36, Turby <turbosur...@beach.comber> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:16:00 +0100, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk
>
> > (The Older Gentleman) wrote:
> > >S'mee <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >> even if I couldn't carry tune in a
> > >> bucket if you welded a lid on it.
>
> > >Lovely expression.
>
> > >I really can't sing. Not a note. When I try, bats have been known to
> > >leave their roosts in distant caves in South America, and elephants on
> > >the African plain shift uneasily and flap their ears.
>
> > People pay me not to sing. My voice is a deadly weapon.
>
> Heh. At school, in the annual inter-house singing competition, I was
> actually order to stand at the back and mime.
>
> <Thinks>
>
> We should form a choir. A weapon of eardrum destruction.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I LIKE IT! That kind of non-violent (FSVONV) is my kind of guerilla
warfare. On a side note I will no longer fly commercial BUT if
situations conspire than I have no choice (winning tickets to the GP
in spain) I'm wearing my utiltikilt. With a VERY large 1kg brass
buckle. Yes I'll be regimental, yes I've lost some pounds since I
bought it. Thusly "Oh you want me to take the belt off eh? Well okay
don't say you weren't warned" it's likely to drop a bit and thus they
get to see the blue ribbon and why I earned it. ;^)

--
Keith