Pakistani arrives in heaven

#1 (**permalink**) 06-07-2009, 02:24 AM

A Christian Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the gates
and St.Peter opens them.

"Yes?" asks St. Peter.

"I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.

St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."

#2 (**permalink**) 06-07-2009, 05:43 AM

"?" <macmiled@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:aba6ed75-399a-4112-99b7-39964c1ff7b3@f10g2000vbf.googlegroups.com...
>A Christian Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the gates
> and St.Peter opens them.
>
> "Yes?" asks St. Peter.
>
> "I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.
>
> St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."

Shouldn't you post this to alt.christianity and
alt.antidefamation.pakistani?

Datesfat.

#3 (**permalink**) 06-07-2009, 05:49 AM

Datesfat Chicks wrote:
> "?" <macmiled@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:aba6ed75-399a-4112-99b7-39964c1ff7b3@f10g2000vbf.googlegroups.com...

> Shouldn't you post this to alt.christianity and
> alt.antidefamation.pakistani?

He SHOULD, but that would require actual guts - and that
trait rarely goes hand-in-hand with this brand of ignorant
bigotry.

Bob M.

#4 (**permalink**) 06-07-2009, 07:48 AM

On Jun 6, 11:43*pm, "Datesfat Chicks" <datesfat.chi...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> "?" <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:aba6ed75-399a-4112-99b7-39964c1ff7b3@f10g2000vbf.googlegroups.com...
>
> >A Christian Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the gates
> > and St.Peter opens them.
>
> > "Yes?" asks St. Peter.
>
> > "I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.
>
> > St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."
>
> Shouldn't you post this to alt.christianity and
> alt.antidefamation.pakistani?
>
> Datesfat.

Funny first time I heard that it was polish cab driver.

#5 (**permalink**) 06-07-2009, 01:09 PM

"Schiffner" <stevenkeith2@hotmail.com> wrote
> Funny first time I heard that it was polish cab driver.

Yup, he took over for the Mic who took over from the Wop, who ....

#6 (**permalink**) 06-07-2009, 04:51 PM

On Jun 7, 7:09*am, "Vito" <v...@cfl.rr.com> wrote:
> "Schiffner" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote
>
> > Funny first time I heard that it was polish cab driver.
>
> Yup, he took over for the Mic who took over from the Wop, who ....

took over for the royal.

#7 (**permalink**) 06-08-2009, 03:47 PM

On Jun 6, 7:24*pm, € <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> A Christian Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the gates
> and St.Peter opens them.
>
> *"Yes?" asks St. Peter.
>
> "I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.
>
> *St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."

Martin

Busy working on new National Anthem, "Poopskin Nation".

http://www.newnation.org/ New Nation News

#8 (**permalink**) 06-08-2009, 04:03 PM

On Jun 8, 10:47*am, martin.secrest...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Jun 6, 7:24*pm, € <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > A Christian Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the gates
> > and St.Peter opens them.
>
> > *"Yes?" asks St. Peter.
>
> > "I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.
>
> > *St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."
>
> Martin
>
> Busy working on new National Anthem, "Poopskin Nation".
>
> http://www.newnation.org/*New Nation News

And when you show up St Peter will say "the man is here to clean out
the septic tank"

#9 (**permalink**) 06-08-2009, 06:57 PM

On Jun 8, 9:03*am, Robert of St Louis <free.tun...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> And when you show up St Peter will say "the man is here to clean out
> the septic tank".

Or, more likely, he'll say "How come they left this piece of shit
behind when they cleaned out the septic tank?"