On Jun 30, 1:40*pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> [no offense Om]
>
> World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>
> Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>
> The girl said, 'NO!'
>
> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> farted whenever he wanted.
>
> The end

Hmmm.

Martin

"martin" <martin.secrest220@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jun 30, 1:40 pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> [no offense Om]
>
> World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>
> Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>
> The girl said, 'NO!'
>
> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> farted whenever he wanted.
>
> The end

Hmmm.

Martin


I like this, wish I had paid attention.

Burr

On Jun 30, 1:43*pm, martin <martin.secrest...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 30, 1:40*pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and
went
> > fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> > and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> > farted whenever he wanted.

And he wound up fat and lonely and sat around in his underwear
drinking beer and typing crap to total strangers on the interweb
because he had no family or steadfast friendships after he dedicated
his life to the pursuit of fleeting pleasure instead of pledging it to
the service of his White Nationalist Movement.

"Just Plain Burr" <pitzpho@iwvisp.com> wrote in message
news:WLmdnevoecbNC9fXnZ2dnUVZ_hSdnZ2d@iwvisp.com.. .
>
> "martin" <martin.secrest220@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:a0531a5a-30b6-4ff6-94c5-27f7a7a3f146@18g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 30, 1:40 pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>> [no offense Om]
>>
>> World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>>
>> Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>>
>> The girl said, 'NO!'
>>
>> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
>> fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
>> and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
>> farted whenever he wanted.
>>
>> The end
>
> Hmmm.
>
> Martin
>
>
> I like this, wish I had paid attention.
>
> Burr

For today's trivia, Ernest Hemingway was once asked if he could write a
story using just six words. He wrote...

"For sale: baby shoes. Never used."

On Jun 30, 5:08*pm, ¿ <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 30, 1:43*pm, martin <martin.secrest...@gmail.com> wrote:> On Jun30, 1:40*pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> *> > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and
> went
>
> > > fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> > > and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> > > farted whenever he wanted.
>
> And he wound up fat and lonely and sat around in his underwear
> drinking beer and typing crap to total strangers on the interweb
> because he had no family or steadfast friendships after he dedicated
> his life to the pursuit of fleeting pleasure instead of pledging it to
> the service of his White Nationalist Movement.

Gee chickenhawk that's more about yourself you'd never admit before.
Now about your abuse of prescibed drugs...we'll get to you pursuing
barely legal men later.

¿ wrote:

> because he had no family or steadfast friendships after he dedicated
> his life to the pursuit of fleeting pleasure instead of pledging it to
> the service of his White Nationalist Movement.

Alas, even with such a pledge the White Nationalists might ultimately
betray or abandon him. For instance, after leading Germany to disastrous
defeat in mankind's greatest catastrophe (to date), Hitler declared
the Aryan Übermenschen Herrenvolk not worthy of him.

Then to add injury to insult he ordered the whole Reich torched
in a real-life enactment of Götterdämmerung.

SQ

martin wrote:
>> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
>> fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
>> and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
>> farted whenever he wanted.
>>
>> The end
>
> Hmmm.
>
> Martin

OK, would someone please explain to Martin what a
"motorcycle" is?

Bob M.

On Jun 30, 10:42*pm, "Bob Myers" <nospample...@address.invalid> wrote:
> martin wrote:
> >> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> >> fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> >> and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> >> farted whenever he wanted.
>
> >> The end
>
> > Hmmm.
>
> > Martin
>
> OK, would someone please explain to Martin what a
> "motorcycle" is?

I've offerd to give him personal instruction if only he'd come on up
to Montana. I mean, I DO have a real full time job and I just don't
take vactions(can't stand teh wasteful things) So far he's been
reticent to show up for some reason...
--
Keith

"Just Plain Burr" <pitzpho@iwvisp.com> wrote
> "martin" <martin.secrest220@gmail.com> wrote
Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>> [no offense Om]
>>
>> World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>>
>> Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>>
>> The girl said, 'NO!'
>>
>> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
>> fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
>> and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
>> farted whenever he wanted.
>>
>> The end
>
> Hmmm.
>
> Martin
>
>
> I like this, wish I had paid attention.
>
> Burr
>
I didn't know what true happiness was until I married.


Of course it was too late then ....

On Jun 30, 9:08*pm, Sean_Q_ <no.s...@no.spam> wrote:

> For instance, after leading Germany to disastrous
> defeat in mankind's greatest catastrophe (to date), Hitler declared
> the Aryan Übermenschen Herrenvolk not worthy of him.

He was a bit of a megalomaniac, yannow, not unlike Butt Sniffer or
Weinie Bitin' Dawn...
>
> Then to add injury to insult he ordered the whole Reich torched
> in a real-life enactment of Götterdämmerung.

In order to redeem Germany's honor that was supposedly lost by
betrayal when they had *won* the Great War, Hitler's policy was that
his armies should not retreat even one millimeter.

And he told his associates that if he could not conquer Europe, he
would take it down in flames along himself.

And the Japanese military leadership was just as fanatic with their
warrior code. They were quite ready for every Japanese civilian to die
in defense of the homeland.

"martin" <martin.secrest220@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:a0531a5a-30b6-4ff6-94c5-27f7a7a3f146@18g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 30, 1:40 pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> [no offense Om]
>
> World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>
> Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>
> The girl said, 'NO!'
>
> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> farted whenever he wanted.
>
> The end

Hmmm.

Martin

And the girl went off and did just the same, apart from leaving the toilet
seat up!

"¿" <macmiled@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:63dd5b30-d936-46b4-b127-cbac3724050a@n11g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 30, 9:08 pm, Sean_Q_ <no.s...@no.spam> wrote:

> For instance, after leading Germany to disastrous
> defeat in mankind's greatest catastrophe (to date), Hitler declared
> the Aryan Übermenschen Herrenvolk not worthy of him.

He was a bit of a megalomaniac, yannow, not unlike Butt Sniffer or
Weinie Bitin' Dawn...
>
> Then to add injury to insult he ordered the whole Reich torched
> in a real-life enactment of Götterdämmerung.

>In order to redeem Germany's honor that was supposedly lost by
>betrayal when they had *won* the Great War, Hitler's policy was that
>his armies should not retreat even one millimeter.
>
>And he told his associates that if he could not conquer Europe, he
>would take it down in flames along himself.
>
>And the Japanese military leadership was just as fanatic with their
>warrior code. They were quite ready for every Japanese civilian to die
>in defense of the homeland.

And then two atom bombs were dropped on them, which seemed to have a the
effect of changing thier minds.

Or to paraphrase Hiro "The War has developed, not necessarily to our
advantage". Shortly before he surrendered.

--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

On Jul 4, 11:03*pm, "Geopelia" <phildo...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
> "martin" <martin.secrest...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:a0531a5a-30b6-4ff6-94c5-27f7a7a3f146@18g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> On Jun 30, 1:40 pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> > [no offense Om]
>
> > World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>
> > Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>
> > The girl said, 'NO!'
>
> > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> > fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> > and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> > farted whenever he wanted.
>
> > The end
>
> Hmmm.
>
> Martin
>
> And the girl went off and did just the same, apart from leaving the toilet
> seat up!

Except the girl had more sex.

On Jul 11, 2:53*pm, BryanUT <nestl...@comcast.net> wrote:
> On Jul 4, 11:03*pm, "Geopelia" <phildo...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "martin" <martin.secrest...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:a0531a5a-30b6-4ff6-94c5-27f7a7a3f146@18g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> > On Jun 30, 1:40 pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> > > [no offense Om]
>
> > > World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>
> > > Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>
> > > The girl said, 'NO!'
>
> > > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> > > fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> > > and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> > > farted whenever he wanted.
>
> > > The end
>
> > Hmmm.
>
> > Martin
>
> > And the girl went off and did just the same, apart from leaving the toilet
> > seat up!
>
> Except the girl had more sex.

It was better quality also...I give discounts for ladies just leaving
a bad relationship*.










*good for ONLY 90 days after the end of the relationship one time
offer not applicable in Ma, NJ, OR.

On Jul 11, 1:20*pm, "Beav" <beavis.origi...@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:

> He was a bit of a megalomaniac, yannow, not unlike Butt Sniffer or
> Weinie Bitin' Dawn...

I do not think that word means what you think it means when you say it
that way. 8^)

In article
<5c9fc9f4-d68a-4d81-b3b1-f4d7e710962e@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
Schiffner <stevenkeith2@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On Jul 11, 2:53*pm, BryanUT <nestl...@comcast.net> wrote:
> > On Jul 4, 11:03*pm, "Geopelia" <phildo...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > "martin" <martin.secrest...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >
> > >news:a0531a5a-30b6-4ff6-94c5-27f7a7a3f146@18g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> > > On Jun 30, 1:40 pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >
> > > > [no offense Om]
> >
> > > > World's Shortest True and Happy Story
> >
> > > > Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
> >
> > > > The girl said, 'NO!'
> >
> > > > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> > > > fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> > > > and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> > > > farted whenever he wanted.
> >
> > > > The end
> >
> > > Hmmm.
> >
> > > Martin
> >
> > > And the girl went off and did just the same, apart from leaving the toilet
> > > seat up!
> >
> > Except the girl had more sex.
>
> It was better quality also...I give discounts for ladies just leaving
> a bad relationship*.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> *good for ONLY 90 days after the end of the relationship one time
> offer not applicable in Ma, NJ, OR.

Or Florida.
--
Peace! Om

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-- Anon.

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On Jul 12, 1:49*pm, Omelet <ompome...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article
> <5c9fc9f4-d68a-4d81-b3b1-f4d7e7109...@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
>
>
>
>
>
> *Schiffner <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On Jul 11, 2:53*pm, BryanUT <nestl...@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > On Jul 4, 11:03*pm, "Geopelia" <phildo...@xtra.co.nz> wrote:
>
> > > > "martin" <martin.secrest...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> > > >news:a0531a5a-30b6-4ff6-94c5-27f7a7a3f146@18g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> > > > On Jun 30, 1:40 pm, Oren <O...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> > > > > [no offense Om]
>
> > > > > World's Shortest True and Happy Story
>
> > > > > Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>
> > > > > The girl said, 'NO!'
>
> > > > > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> > > > > fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
> > > > > and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and
> > > > > farted whenever he wanted.
>
> > > > > The end
>
> > > > Hmmm.
>
> > > > Martin
>
> > > > And the girl went off and did just the same, apart from leaving thetoilet
> > > > seat up!
>
> > > Except the girl had more sex.
>
> > It was better quality also...I give discounts for ladies just leaving
> > a bad relationship*.
>
> > *good for ONLY 90 days after the end of the relationship one time
> > offer not applicable in Ma, NJ, OR.
>
> Or Florida.

Thankyou counselor. That was my coroprate lawyer once again making
sure we stay legal.