http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...7932509&page=1

"€" <macmiled@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...7932509&page=1

Assuming this isn't some weird publicity stunt, it's about time.

Now his poor kids can let their stinkeyes heal up some.

CS

"?" <macmiled@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...7932509&page=1

I took a long walk in Marshall, Michigan tonight. In the downtown area,
some teenagers told a good Michael Jackson joke:

"Did you hear Michael Jackson died? Food poisoning. He ate some 5-year-old
nuts."

Datesfat

Datesfat Chicks wrote:
> "Did you hear Michael Jackson died? Food poisoning. He ate some
> 5-year-old nuts."
>
> Datesfat



I'm driven to write
A Michael Jackson haiku
Pushing up daisies.



Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerd at carolina.rr.com

On Jun 25, 11:35*pm, "Datesfat Chicks" <datesfat.chi...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> "?" <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:c75af2b7-54e4-448c-914a-b6e1cb1804ad@s38g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>
> >http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325....
>
> I took a long walk in Marshall, Michigan tonight. *In the downtown area,
> some teenagers told a good Michael Jackson joke:
>
> "Did you hear Michael Jackson died? *Food poisoning. *He ate some 5-year-old
> nuts."
>
> Datesfat

Tasteless...just like this thread.

On Jun 25, 5:20*pm, € <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325....

Jealous the kid hit the floor before you? Scary, Mikey was pretty
succesful his whole life and died at fifty (dying with style is doing
so in bed with pair of red headed 19 mormon hooker twins) But unlike
you he even managed to die in the classic style. You'll just kick off
in a some manner that makes dying on the shitter look classy.

On Jun 26, 6:11*am, Mortimer Schnerd <mschn...@carolina.rr.com.XXX>
wrote:
> Datesfat Chicks wrote:
> > "Did you hear Michael Jackson died? *Food poisoning. *He ate some
> > 5-year-old nuts."
>
> > Datesfat
>
> I'm driven to write
> A Michael Jackson haiku
> Pushing up daisies.

Nice

"Schiffner" <stevenkeith2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:47caddeb-54ef-41ff-8305-e9ca86ee320f@y33g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>On Jun 25, 5:20 pm, € <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325...
>
>Jealous the kid hit the floor before you? Scary, Mikey was pretty
>succesful his whole life and died at fifty (dying with style is doing
>so in bed with pair of red headed 19 mormon hooker twins) But unlike
>you he even managed to die in the classic style. You'll just kick off
>in a some manner that makes dying on the shitter look classy.

Why red-headed and why mormon?

I don't know much about the mormon religion, but is there some advantage to
mormom hookers?

I don't get why these would be especially desirable bedmates.

Thanks for any explanation.

Datesfat.

On Jun 26, 7:05*am, "Datesfat Chicks" <datesfat.chi...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> "Schiffner" <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:47caddeb-54ef-41ff-8305-e9ca86ee320f@y33g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>
> >On Jun 25, 5:20 pm, € <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325....
>
> >Jealous the kid hit the floor before you? Scary, Mikey was pretty
> >succesful his whole life and died at fifty (dying with style is doing
> >so in bed with pair of red headed 19 mormon hooker twins) But unlike
> >you he even managed to die in the classic style. You'll just kick off
> >in a some manner that makes dying on the shitter look *classy.
>
> Why red-headed and why mormon?
>
> I don't know much about the mormon religion, but is there some advantage to
> mormom hookers?
>
> I don't get why these would be especially desirable bedmates.
>
> Thanks for any explanation.

I would help if you'd been on reeky for a couple of years....Oh
shoulda said "teenaged" not 19 as that is more orthodox for reeky. I
just have higher standards.
;^) She ain't legal for a beer run she's too young.

On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:05:46 -0400, "Datesfat Chicks"
<datesfat.chicks@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Schiffner" <stevenkeith2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:47caddeb-54ef-41ff-8305-e9ca86ee320f@y33g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>>On Jun 25, 5:20 pm, € <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325...
>>
>>Jealous the kid hit the floor before you? Scary, Mikey was pretty
>>succesful his whole life and died at fifty (dying with style is doing
>>so in bed with pair of red headed 19 mormon hooker twins) But unlike
>>you he even managed to die in the classic style. You'll just kick off
>>in a some manner that makes dying on the shitter look classy.
>
>Why red-headed and why mormon?
>
>I don't know much about the mormon religion, but is there some advantage to
>mormom hookers?
>
>I don't get why these would be especially desirable bedmates.
>
>Thanks for any explanation.
>
>Datesfat.

If you have to ask, you've never had one.


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On Jun 25, 4:20*pm, € <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325....

He'd just been injected with Demerol, a pain killer which has effects
like
Atropine. This causes respiratory depression.

On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:35:50 -0400, Datesfat Chicks wrote:

The Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon fan clubs must be livid.

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On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:17:37 -0500, Chuck Rhode
<CRhode@LacusVeris.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:35:50 -0400, Datesfat Chicks wrote:
>
>The Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon fan clubs must be livid.

I heard some moron on the tube last night complaining about
how MJ 'deprived Farrah of her moment'.

I wish someone had pointed out to him that Farrah doesn't
really care any more.


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..p.jm.@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:
>
> I heard some moron on the tube last night complaining about
> how MJ 'deprived Farrah of her moment'.
>
> I wish someone had pointed out to him that Farrah doesn't
> really care any more.



Her friends might.



Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerd at carolina.rr.com

On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:42:36 -0400, Mortimer Schnerd
<mschnerd@carolina.rr.com.XXX> wrote:

>.p.jm.@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:
>>
>> I heard some moron on the tube last night complaining about
>> how MJ 'deprived Farrah of her moment'.
>>
>> I wish someone had pointed out to him that Farrah doesn't
>> really care any more.
>
>
>
>Her friends might.

Likely so. That would not make it 'her moment'. HER moments
are over. And how MJ's kicking off would affect the situation evades
me.




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"Mortimer Schnerd" <mschnerd@carolina.rr.com.XXX> wrote in message
news:B5-dnSdGLZSVJtnXnZ2dnUVZ_hRi4p2d@giganews.com...
> Datesfat Chicks wrote:
>> "Did you hear Michael Jackson died? Food poisoning. He ate some
>> 5-year-old nuts."
>>
>> Datesfat
>
>
>
> I'm driven to write
> A Michael Jackson haiku
> Pushing up daisies ass.


Post corrected

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Beav wrote:
> "Mortimer Schnerd" <mschnerd@carolina.rr.com.XXX> wrote in message
> news:B5-dnSdGLZSVJtnXnZ2dnUVZ_hRi4p2d@giganews.com...
>> Datesfat Chicks wrote:
>>> "Did you hear Michael Jackson died? Food poisoning. He ate some
>>> 5-year-old nuts."
>>>
>>> Datesfat
>>
>>
>>
>> I'm driven to write
>> A Michael Jackson haiku
>> Pushing up daisies ass.
>
>
> Post corrected

Will Butt be along shortly with further comments?

Chuck Rhode wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:35:50 -0400, Datesfat Chicks wrote:
>
> The Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon fan clubs must be livid.
>


Farrah Fawcett made it to the pearly gates and met St. Peter who
informed her that god had given her a wsih before she entered heaven.
She thought long and hard and decided on...." I wish children would be
protected from pedophiles".......ZAP.....Micheal Jackson had a heart
attack........


Micheal Jackson wasn't in the adults ward having a heart attack, he was
in the childrens ward having a stroke........

On Jun 26, 5:25*am, Schiffner <stevenkei...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Tasteless...just like this thread.

True, but that's the sort of life Jackson chose to live.

BTW: our local "cop grapevine" says that the L.A. Police suspect he
may have died of an adverse drug reaction at the hands of his own
doctor, who was apparently attending Jackson at the time of his death.

We shall see.

On Jun 26, 1:30*pm, BrianNZ <br...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
> Chuck Rhode wrote:
> > On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:35:50 -0400, Datesfat Chicks wrote:
>
> > The Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon fan clubs must be livid.
>
> Farrah Fawcett made it to the pearly gates and met St. Peter who
> informed her that god had given her a wsih before she entered heaven.
> She thought long and hard and decided on...." I wish children would be
> protected from pedophiles".......ZAP.....Micheal Jackson had a heart
> attack........
>
> Micheal Jackson wasn't in the adults ward having a heart attack, he was
> in the childrens ward having a stroke........

You know it's bedtime an MJ's house when the big hand touchs the
little hand.

Schiffner wrote:
> On Jun 25, 11:35 pm, "Datesfat Chicks" <datesfat.chi...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>> "?" <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:c75af2b7-54e4-448c-914a-b6e1cb1804ad@s38g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325...
>> I took a long walk in Marshall, Michigan tonight. In the downtown area,
>> some teenagers told a good Michael Jackson joke:
>>
>> "Did you hear Michael Jackson died? Food poisoning. He ate some 5-year-old
>> nuts."
>>
>> Datesfat
>
> Tasteless...just like this thread.

I have never been a Michael Jackson fan, and I believe that he did what
he was accused of. But, come on guys, his body still warm and you all
start this crap already. Have some respect.

On Jun 26, 3:53*pm, David White <wlightn...@att.net> wrote:

> I have never been a Michael Jackson fan, and I believe that he did what
> he was accused of. But, come on guys, his body still warm and you all
> start this crap already. Have some respect.

Ummmmm, dude?

This *is* reeky, yannow...

On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:53:33 -0700, David White <wlightning@att.net>
wrote:

>Schiffner wrote:
>> On Jun 25, 11:35 pm, "Datesfat Chicks" <datesfat.chi...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>> "?" <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:c75af2b7-54e4-448c-914a-b6e1cb1804ad@s38g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>>>
>>>> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325...
>>> I took a long walk in Marshall, Michigan tonight. In the downtown area,
>>> some teenagers told a good Michael Jackson joke:
>>>
>>> "Did you hear Michael Jackson died? Food poisoning. He ate some 5-year-old
>>> nuts."
>>>
>>> Datesfat
>>
>> Tasteless...just like this thread.
>
>I have never been a Michael Jackson fan, and I believe that he did what
>he was accused of. But, come on guys, his body still warm and you all
>start this crap already. Have some respect.

Umm... he's been in the cooler for quite a few hours now. And
I never respected him when he was alive, either.


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On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:04:29 -0700 (PDT), ¿ <macmiled@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Jun 25, 4:20*pm, € <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainm...story?id=79325...
>
>He'd just been injected with Demerol, a pain killer which has effects
>like
>Atropine. This causes respiratory depression.


Do you maybe mean effects like MORPHINE???

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On Jun 26, 5:19Â*pm, Howard <MisterRNrem...@removealltel.net> wrote:

> Do you maybe mean effects like MORPHINE???

No, I meant effects like atropine, which is used to counteract the
rapid muscle contractions associated with exposure to nerve gas.
Soldiers who self-administered atropine after exposure were instructed
to poke the hypodermic needle through the collar of their battle dress
so a medic wouldn't make the mistake of injecting a second dose of
atropine and shutting down the respiratory system completely.

The effect has something to do with acetylcholinesterase, but I
disremember the details.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demerol

Pethidine (INN) or meperidine (USAN) (commonly referred to as Demerol
but also referred to as: isonipecaine; lidol; pethanol; piridosal;
Algil; Alodan; Centralgin; Dispadol; Dolantin; Petidin Dolargan (in
Poland);[1] Dolestine; Dolosal; Dolsin; Mefedina) is a fast-acting
opioid analgesic drug. In the United States and Canada, it is more
commonly known as meperidine or by its brand name Demerol.[2]

Pethidine's efficacy as an analgesic was discovered almost
accidentally; it was synthesized in 1939 as an antimuscarinic agent.
Pethidine also has structural similarities to atropine and other
tropane alkaloids and may have some of their effects and side effects.
[2] Pethidine exerts its analgesic effects by the same mechanism as
morphine, by acting as an agonist at the μ-opioid receptor.

Chuck Rhode wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:35:50 -0400, Datesfat Chicks wrote:
>
> The Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon fan clubs must be livid.
>

Yeah, but Governor Sanford is thrilled.

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On Jun 26, 5:43*pm, ¿ <macmi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 26, 3:53*pm, David White <wlightn...@att.net> wrote:
>
> > I have never been a Michael Jackson fan, and I believe that he did what
> > he was accused of. But, come on guys, his body still warm and you all
> > start this crap already. Have some respect.
>
> Ummmmm, dude?
>
> This *is* reeky, yannow...

Yep we'll gladly lynch your sorry drug abusing ass any day...but we
don't speak ill of the dead. Ain't that right chickenhawk...now go
chase teddy he ain't working the corner you put him on.

On Jun 26, 10:01*am, "Beav" <beavis.origi...@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
> "Mortimer Schnerd" <mschn...@carolina.rr.com.XXX> wrote in message
>
> news:B5-dnSdGLZSVJtnXnZ2dnUVZ_hRi4p2d@giganews.com...
>
> > Datesfat Chicks wrote:
> >> "Did you hear Michael Jackson died? *Food poisoning. *He ate some
> >> 5-year-old nuts."
>
> >> Datesfat
>
> > I'm driven to write
> > A Michael Jackson haiku
> > Pushing up daisies ass.

I've been there. Nice gal, B cup, properly upholstered...agressive and
she liked my cooking. 8^)

On Jun 26, 6:07*pm, Outback Jon <team...@ver.no.sp.am.izon.net> wrote:
>
> > The Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon fan clubs must be livid.
>
> Yeah, but Governor Sanford is thrilled.

Not really. He's as dead in the water as a politician *can* be while
still having resperation and a pulse.

Two things that would have helped him:

1. Not having voted to impeach Bill Clinton on the grounds that the
country needed "moral legitimacy".

2. Not likening himself to the Biblical King David as he did
yesterday.

Yup, dead in the water.

On Sat, 27 Jun 2009 01:07:24 GMT, Outback Jon
<teammft@ver.no.sp.am.izon.net> wrote:

>Chuck Rhode wrote:
>> On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:35:50 -0400, Datesfat Chicks wrote:
>>
>> The Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon fan clubs must be livid.
>>
>
>Yeah, but Governor Sanford is thrilled.

I am more convinced than ever that Republican politicians should not
be allowed to have guns. They can't keep from shooting themselves in
the foot.

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