Oh the shame of it.

#1 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 02:15 PM

<holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
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#2 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 02:19 PM

SD wrote:
> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

I know, all that fucking money wasted on bent contracts & backhanders. A
fucking crime isn't it?

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#3 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 02:21 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:15:13 +0100, SD <salad.dodger@idnet.com> said

><holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

I know.

Boris bumbling on was the best bit.

I'm so embarrassed.

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#4 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 02:31 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:21:15 +0100, Snowleopard
<wintersnowfox@gmail.lair.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:15:13 +0100, SD <salad.dodger@idnet.com> said
>
>><holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
>I know.
>
>Boris bumbling on was the best bit.

It all had the look of "What? *This* Sunday?" about it.
>
>I'm so embarrassed.

I'm looking forward to 2016 already.
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#5 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 02:34 PM

On 24 Aug, 14:19, "Nige" <nigelDOTI...@buggerfuckmittens.co.uk> wrote:

> > <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
> I know, all that fucking money wasted on bent contracts & backhanders. A
> fucking crime isn't it?

We'll need to be payout left right and centre to be ready for 2012

#6 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 02:50 PM

Cane wrote:
> On 24 Aug, 14:19, "Nige" <nigelDOTI...@buggerfuckmittens.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>>
>> I know, all that fucking money wasted on bent contracts & backhanders. A
>> fucking crime isn't it?
>
> We'll need to be payout left right and centre to be ready for 2012

I know a thing or two about the construction industry & believe me, if you
are worth anything you'll be there working in the last fucking panic
stations year to finish. I predict sparkies could earn £1000 per day.

Can i stay at yours

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#7 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 02:52 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:15:13 +0100, SD <salad.dodger@idnet.com> wrote:

><holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

Oh, I'd heard the Shipping Forecast was somehow going to be involved
andI was going to watch it for that. Care to give a precis?
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#8 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 02:53 PM

Lady Nina wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:15:13 +0100, SD <salad.dodger@idnet.com> wrote:
>
>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
> Oh, I'd heard the Shipping Forecast was somehow going to be involved
> andI was going to watch it for that. Care to give a precis?

No7 bus, one murder & three slashings.

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#9 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:02 PM

On 24 Aug, 14:15, SD <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:

> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!

#10 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:03 PM

Cane wrote:
> On 24 Aug, 14:15, SD <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:
>
>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
> Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!

Oh fuck yes, a miserable cunt too, always got a long face about summat.

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#11 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:10 PM

SD wrote:

> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

Nope, sorry. You've whooshed me there.

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#12 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:26 PM

Cab wrote:
> SD wrote:
>
>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
> Nope, sorry. You've whooshed me there.

Olympic closing ceromony, a London bus & a lot of Borisisms

It's fucking crap mate, stay where you are man, nothing to see here.

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#13 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:30 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:02:26 -0700 (PDT), Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com>
said

>On 24 Aug, 14:15, SD <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:
>
>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
>Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!

Who thought she should sing Whole Lotte Love?

I was praying that Robbie Williams would pop up from somewhere and
make it a bit more of a show.

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#14 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:31 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:31:38 +0100, SD <salad.dodger@idnet.com> said

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:21:15 +0100, Snowleopard
><wintersnowfox@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:15:13 +0100, SD <salad.dodger@idnet.com> said
>>
>>><holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>>
>>I know.
>>
>>Boris bumbling on was the best bit.
>
>It all had the look of "What? *This* Sunday?" about it.

Thank you. I was trying to work out how to describe it to someone and
that's *perfect*.

>>I'm so embarrassed.
>
>I'm looking forward to 2016 already.

September 2012 can't come fast enough...

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#15 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:32 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:02:26 -0700 (PDT), Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com>
said

>On 24 Aug, 14:15, SD <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:
>
>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
>Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!

Have you seen Wiggins' missus?????/

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#16 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:32 PM

Snowleopard wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:15:13 +0100, SD <salad.dodger@idnet.com> said
>
>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
> I know.
>
> Boris bumbling on was the best bit.

Was that the bit with the new Led Zeppelin song?
They should have played 'Ramble On' while he was talking.

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#17 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 03:42 PM

Cane wrote:
> On 24 Aug, 14:15, SD <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:
>
>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
> Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!

That fight with Mike Tyson didn't help.

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#18 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 04:16 PM

Cab wrote:

> SD wrote:
>
> > <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
> Nope, sorry. You've whooshed me there.

I had to look it up too ..

I laughed at the review in the Guardian :

"Consensus here is that Boris looked like a scruffy prep school
boy.They've yet to decide the presentation game for London. He looked
like he was lobbying for conkers"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/oth...-ceremony.html

lol

Paul.

#19 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 04:19 PM

zymu...@technologist.com wrote:

> Cab wrote:
>
> > SD wrote:
> >
> > > <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
> >
> > Nope, sorry. You've whooshed me there.
>
> I had to look it up too ..
>
> I laughed at the review in the Guardian :
> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/oth...-ceremony.html

oops, Telegraph. Whatever.

P.

#20 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 05:46 PM

Nige wrote:
> Cane wrote:
>> On 24 Aug, 14:19, "Nige" <nigelDOTI...@buggerfuckmittens.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>>> I know, all that fucking money wasted on bent contracts & backhanders. A
>>> fucking crime isn't it?
>> We'll need to be payout left right and centre to be ready for 2012
>
> I know a thing or two about the construction industry & believe me, if you
> are worth anything you'll be there working in the last fucking panic
> stations year to finish. I predict sparkies could earn £1000 per day.
>

It feels good not to be a UK taxpayer anymore.

#21 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 05:46 PM

Higgins wrote:
> Nige wrote:
>> Cane wrote:
>>> On 24 Aug, 14:19, "Nige" <nigelDOTI...@buggerfuckmittens.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>>>> I know, all that fucking money wasted on bent contracts & backhanders.
>>>> A
>>>> fucking crime isn't it?
>>> We'll need to be payout left right and centre to be ready for 2012
>>
>> I know a thing or two about the construction industry & believe me, if
>> you
>> are worth anything you'll be there working in the last fucking panic
>> stations year to finish. I predict sparkies could earn £1000 per day.
>>
>
> It feels good not to be a UK taxpayer anymore.

where what & how?

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#22 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 09:23 PM

Nige wrote:
> Higgins wrote:
>> Nige wrote:
>>> Cane wrote:
>>>> On 24 Aug, 14:19, "Nige" <nigelDOTI...@buggerfuckmittens.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>>>>> I know, all that fucking money wasted on bent contracts & backhanders.
>>>>> A
>>>>> fucking crime isn't it?
>>>> We'll need to be payout left right and centre to be ready for 2012
>>> I know a thing or two about the construction industry & believe me, if
>>> you
>>> are worth anything you'll be there working in the last fucking panic
>>> stations year to finish. I predict sparkies could earn £1000 per day.
>>>
>> It feels good not to be a UK taxpayer anymore.
>
> where what & how?
>

Job in Belgium as of two months ago.

#23 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 09:57 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:03:08 +0100, Nige <nigelDOTINCH@buggerfuckmittens.co.uk>
wrote in <6hd80uFk7qptU1@mid.individual.net>:
> Cane wrote:
>> On 24 Aug, 14:15, SD <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:

>>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

>> Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!

> Oh fuck yes, a miserable cunt too, always got a long face about summat.

She's the one that decided she couldn't sing, "Gonna give you
every inch of my love!", isn't she? I see it's up on iPlayer now. I'll
have to watch, but you guys make it sound like a train wreck in slow
motion...

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#24 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 10:23 PM

SD wrote:
> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

"Now resuming our usual repression program".

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#25 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 10:33 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:57:32 +0000 (UTC), Dr Ivan D. Reid
<Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk>
wrote in <slrngb3ips.94m.Ivan.Reid@loki.brunel.ac.uk>:
> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:03:08 +0100, Nige
<nigelDOTINCH@buggerfuckmittens.co.uk>
> wrote in <6hd80uFk7qptU1@mid.individual.net>:
>> Cane wrote:
>>> On 24 Aug, 14:15, SD <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:

>>>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

>>> Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!

She's got thick legs!

>> Oh fuck yes, a miserable cunt too, always got a long face about summat.

> She's the one that decided she couldn't sing, "Gonna give you every
> inch of my love!", isn't she? I see it's up on iPlayer now. I'll have to
> watch, but you guys make it sound like a train wreck in slow motion...

OK, it wasn't as bad as that, but it didn't rise anywhere above
"ordinary". £2,000,000 to play a pop song and have David Beckham kick
a football? Surely UK society has lost all perspective on "celebrities"!

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#26 (**permalink**) 08-24-2008, 10:44 PM

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:15:13 +0100, SD <salad.dodger@idnet.com> wrote:

><holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>

Well I've just watched a short clip where the bus pulls up and they do
the song and dance routine.

While I don't think I want to move to China I'm not at all clear what
image we thought we were projecting to the world. I saw about 10 seconds
of Boris earlier and that was quite enough - can't he say anything
sensible? - "ping pong's coming home" - eh??
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#27 (**permalink**) 08-25-2008, 08:54 AM

Paul Corfield wrote:

> While I don't think I want to move to China I'm not at all clear what
> image we thought we were projecting to the world. I saw about 10
> seconds of Boris earlier and that was quite enough - can't he say
> anything sensible? - "ping pong's coming home" - eh??

Apparently invented by the victorians as the game "wiff waff" played
with cigar cases and champagne corks.

#28 (**permalink**) 08-25-2008, 09:02 AM

On 24 Aug, 15:32, Snowleopard <wintersnow...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:

> >> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>
> >Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!
>
> Have you seen Wiggins' missus?????/

who?

#29 (**permalink**) 08-25-2008, 09:47 AM

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:02:29 -0700 (PDT), Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On 24 Aug, 15:32, Snowleopard <wintersnow...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
>
>> >> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>>
>> >Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!
>>
>> Have you seen Wiggins' missus?????/
>
>who?

Simpsons Police chief, innit?

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#30 (**permalink**) 08-25-2008, 10:12 AM

Ace wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:02:29 -0700 (PDT), Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On 24 Aug, 15:32, Snowleopard <wintersnow...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>> <holds head in hands; applies for Chinese citizenship>
>>>
>>>> Isn't Leona Lewis fugly!
>>>
>>> Have you seen Wiggins' missus?????/
>>
>> who?
>
> Simpsons Police chief, innit?

Thats Wiggum innit?

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