Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?

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On 27 Aug 2008 19:12:10 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?

Your GP. HTH.
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Krusty wrote:
> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>

Good lumps don't make you die.

In article <6hln8aFmucjkU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?

A good lump doesn't kill you.

HTH.

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Muck wrote:

> Krusty wrote:
> > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>
> Good lumps don't make you die.

<slaps forehead>

Of COURSE! How stupid do I feel now.

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On 27 Aug, 20:12, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?

If you have to ask, get thee hence to a doctor ASAP.

In article <6hlnnpFmt77fU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

> Muck wrote:
>
> > Krusty wrote:
> > > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
> >
> > Good lumps don't make you die.
>
> <slaps forehead>
>
> Of COURSE! How stupid do I feel now.

Get it checked out. I've, erm .. 'got one', and it hasn't done me any
harm in the =~ 23 years I've had it.

But, get. It. Checked. Out.

D.
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Krusty wrote:
> Muck wrote:
>
>> Krusty wrote:
>>> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>> Good lumps don't make you die.
>
> <slaps forehead>
>
> Of COURSE! How stupid do I feel now.
>



I happen to have a lump in one of my shoulders. Had my specialist nurse
prod it, and a doctor. They think it's 'something in the muscle'. Going
for a more thorough inspection of it soon.

"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
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> Muck wrote:
>
>> Krusty wrote:
>> > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>>
>> Good lumps don't make you die.
>
> <slaps forehead>
>
> Of COURSE! How stupid do I feel now.

Well, If you are over 40-ish then you are probably too old for it.
I was told this by a specialist whilst he was looking into my eyes whilst
holding my conkers in his hand! Surreal and a tad worrying, but I felt a lot
better after I found it was nothing to worry about.
Have you had the snip? cos that can cause funny lumps without anything to
cause concern.
HTH
Worth a chat with the GP though, and get a prostate check while your there!

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DR wrote:

> On 27 Aug, 20:12, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>
> If you have to ask, get thee hence to a doctor ASAP.

So you're telling me to let a strange man feel my nuts? The prophecy of
the pink Tiger may come true after all.

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Greybeard wrote:

>
> "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
> news:6hlnnpFmt77fU1@mid.individual.net...
> > Muck wrote:
> >
> > > Krusty wrote:
> >>> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
> > >
> > > Good lumps don't make you die.
> >
> > <slaps forehead>
> >
> > Of COURSE! How stupid do I feel now.
>
> Well, If you are over 40-ish then you are probably too old for it.

Ah good (or oh bugger depending on your point of view), I'm 42 so
obviously immune.

> I was told this by a specialist whilst he was looking into my eyes
> whilst holding my conkers in his hand! Surreal and a tad worrying,
> but I felt a lot better after I found it was nothing to worry about.
> Have you had the snip?

No, I've still got everything I was born with. Well apart from hair.

> cos that can cause funny lumps without
> anything to cause concern. HTH Worth a chat with the GP though, and
> get a prostate check while your there!

Think I'll pass, thanks.

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In article <6hlp8hFms4qlU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

> DR wrote:
>
> > On 27 Aug, 20:12, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
> >
> > If you have to ask, get thee hence to a doctor ASAP.
>
> So you're telling me to let a strange man feel my nuts? The prophecy of
> the pink Tiger may come true after all.

Well if he doesn't do it now, some other 'strange guy' will be cutting
the testicle out at your post mortem anyway, so what's the difference?

D.
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des wrote:

> In article <6hlp8hFms4qlU1@mid.individual.net>,
> "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>
> > DR wrote:
> >
> > > On 27 Aug, 20:12, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > > > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
> > >
> > > If you have to ask, get thee hence to a doctor ASAP.
> >
> > So you're telling me to let a strange man feel my nuts? The
> > prophecy of the pink Tiger may come true after all.
>
> Well if he doesn't do it now, some other 'strange guy' will be
> cutting the testicle out at your post mortem anyway, so what's the
> difference?

I won't be there to see it.


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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Krusty"
<dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> saying something like:

>Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?

Not until you get a test done.
http://www.tc-cancer.com/overview.html

Fwiw, I had a slight moment of concern a few years ago when my GP
utterly forgot to arrange a scan for me. Luckily it was ok.
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"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
news:6hlp8hFms4qlU1@mid.individual.net...
> DR wrote:
>
>> On 27 Aug, 20:12, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>> > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>>
>> If you have to ask, get thee hence to a doctor ASAP.
>
> So you're telling me to let a strange man feel my nuts?

Keep cancelling and rescheduling until you get a girlie doctor.
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On 27 Aug 2008 19:12:10 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?

You're just seeing who offers to feel you up aren't you?

Go and get it checked, you'll only worry about it until you know one
way or the other.

I'll come and hold your hand but not your balls.
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In article <6hlpj2Fmujg0U1@mid.individual.net>,
"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

> des wrote:
>
> > In article <6hlp8hFms4qlU1@mid.individual.net>,
> > "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > > DR wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 27 Aug, 20:12, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > > > > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
> > > >
> > > > If you have to ask, get thee hence to a doctor ASAP.
> > >
> > > So you're telling me to let a strange man feel my nuts? The
> > > prophecy of the pink Tiger may come true after all.
> >
> > Well if he doesn't do it now, some other 'strange guy' will be
> > cutting the testicle out at your post mortem anyway, so what's the
> > difference?
>
> I won't be there to see it.

<strokes beard>

How was your relationship with your mother?

D.
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In message <g94d9t$j6g$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Rudy Lacchin
<tecra@REMOVE.THISblueyonder.co.uk> writes

>> So you're telling me to let a strange man feel my nuts?
>
>Keep cancelling and rescheduling until you get a girlie doctor.

My last 3 doctors have all been women, the most recent of which was
seriously cute. When visiting, it was very difficult to appear anything
other than fully fit and superb breeding stock which I suspect made
diagnosis difficult.

She's just moved to Gloucester though, so with any luck, you might get
ill ;-)
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
<spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
>On 27 Aug 2008 19:12:10 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
>wrote:
>
>>Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>
>You're just seeing who offers to feel you up aren't you?
>
>Go and get it checked, you'll only worry about it until you know one
>way or the other.
>
>I'll come and hold your hand but not your balls.

I've got a lump on my hand.

Any chance of you holding my balls while I get it checked out?

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My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

"Gyp" <Gyp@gyponline.co.uk> wrote in message
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> In message <g94d9t$j6g$1@registered.motzarella.org>, Rudy Lacchin
> <tecra@REMOVE.THISblueyonder.co.uk> writes
>
>>> So you're telling me to let a strange man feel my nuts?
>>
>>Keep cancelling and rescheduling until you get a girlie doctor.
>
> My last 3 doctors have all been women, the most recent of which was
> seriously cute. When visiting, it was very difficult to appear anything
> other than fully fit and superb breeding stock which I suspect made
> diagnosis difficult.
>
> She's just moved to Gloucester though, so with any luck, you might get ill
> ;-)

You never did tell me your username on Severnside...
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"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
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> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>
>

Get it checked out. I have some experience in these matters (although not
with my conkers). If, god forbid, it is cancer, the earlier you get it the
better. Especially in that situation as complete cure is very common when
it's just an isolated lump on one ball.

And if it's nothing, which it probably is, then you'll be very happy you
went :-)

--
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Lady Nina wrote:

> On 27 Aug 2008 19:12:10 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
> > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>
> You're just seeing who offers to feel you up aren't you?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

> Go and get it checked, you'll only worry about it until you know one
> way or the other.

That does seem to be the general consensus. Ho hum.

> I'll come and hold your hand but not your balls.

<suspicious>

Promise you won't cop a feel?

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DanB
<iridiumdan@googlemail.com> typed
>"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
>news:6hln8aFmucjkU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>>
>>
>
>Get it checked out. I have some experience in these matters (although
>not with my conkers). If, god forbid, it is cancer, the earlier you
>get it the better. Especially in that situation as complete cure is
>very common when it's just an isolated lump on one ball.

Looking on the bright side, once it's cured he can go on to win the Tour
de France five times.

It's a very common side-effect, apparently.

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My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

Krusty <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>

BTDTGTTS.
Get thee to a good doctor NOW.
Unless, of course you want to lose both of them and still be on the
worry list for 10 years in case it spread elsewhere.

If the tests are positive you will only lose one and you have a spare
so not a problem unless you leave it for too long.
The tests are simple and not very intrusive, delay is a BAD idea.

On 27 Aug 2008 21:13:55 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>Lady Nina wrote:
>
>> On 27 Aug 2008 19:12:10 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>>
>> You're just seeing who offers to feel you up aren't you?
>
>You say that like it's a bad thing.

No arguments from me, WUN is willing to put his balls in my hands.

<grins broadly while making crushing movements>

>> Go and get it checked, you'll only worry about it until you know one
>> way or the other.
>
>That does seem to be the general consensus. Ho hum.

So what are you going to do tomorrow?

>> I'll come and hold your hand but not your balls.
>
><suspicious>

Wise man.

>Promise you won't cop a feel?

Did you see the crushing movements I made up there?
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Lady Nina wrote:

> On 27 Aug 2008 21:13:55 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
> > Lady Nina wrote:
>
> >> Go and get it checked, you'll only worry about it until you know
> one >> way or the other.
> >
> > That does seem to be the general consensus. Ho hum.
>
> So what are you going to do tomorrow?

Put off phoning my GP the same as I have for the last few weeks
probably.

> >> I'll come and hold your hand but not your balls.
> >
> > <suspicious>
>
> Wise man.
>
> > Promise you won't cop a feel?
>
> Did you see the crushing movements I made up there?

I did, & I've never wanted you so badly.

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DanB wrote:

> "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
> news:6hln8aFmucjkU1@mid.individual.net...
> > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
> >
> >
>
> Get it checked out. I have some experience in these matters
> (although not with my conkers). If, god forbid, it is cancer, the
> earlier you get it the better. Especially in that situation as
> complete cure is very common when it's just an isolated lump on one
> ball.
>
> And if it's nothing, which it probably is, then you'll be very happy
> you went :-)

Oh ok, enough already, I'll ring the quack in the morning. And if I
die, I want a number - DoBC#1 or something.

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On 27 Aug 2008 21:51:11 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>> So what are you going to do tomorrow?
>
>Put off phoning my GP the same as I have for the last few weeks
>probably.

<stern look>

You've 'fessed up on here now, so if you don't phone them we'll mock
you.

Oh all right then we'll mock you *more*.

>> >> I'll come and hold your hand but not your balls.
>> >
>> > <suspicious>
>>
>> Wise man.
>>
>> > Promise you won't cop a feel?
>>
>> Did you see the crushing movements I made up there?
>
>I did, & I've never wanted you so badly.

<gets steak tenderizer>

Come here my little stress relieving toy.
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"Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
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> Greybeard wrote:
>
>>
>> "Krusty" <dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:6hlnnpFmt77fU1@mid.individual.net...
>> > Muck wrote:
>> >
>> > > Krusty wrote:
>> >>> Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>> > >
>> > > Good lumps don't make you die.
>> >
>> > <slaps forehead>
>> >
>> > Of COURSE! How stupid do I feel now.
>>
>> Well, If you are over 40-ish then you are probably too old for it.
>
> Ah good (or oh bugger depending on your point of view), I'm 42 so
> obviously immune.

Sadly never, but a much lower risk!

>> I was told this by a specialist whilst he was looking into my eyes
>> whilst holding my conkers in his hand! Surreal and a tad worrying,
>> but I felt a lot better after I found it was nothing to worry about.
>> Have you had the snip?
>
> No, I've still got everything I was born with. Well apart from hair.

I'll swap the hair for a bollock or two ;o)

>> cos that can cause funny lumps without
>> anything to cause concern. HTH Worth a chat with the GP though, and
>> get a prostate check while your there!
>
> Think I'll pass, thanks.

I wouldn't if I was you. While he's having a rummage around the lunchbox a
dip in the pickle pot is not really a problem ;o)
Nah, it can be done with a small blood test. Unless of course you fancy a
finger......
))

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In article <6hlp8hFms4qlU1@mid.individual.net>, Krusty
<dontwantany@nowhere.invalid> writes
>DR wrote:
>
>> On 27 Aug, 20:12, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>> > Anyone know the difference between a 'good' lump & a 'bad' lump?
>>
>> If you have to ask, get thee hence to a doctor ASAP.
>
>So you're telling me to let a strange man feel my nuts?

It is your right to insist on a female doctor.


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