TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
not developed, manners; and prides
himself on being able to label people
instantly, had you considered making
your retirement bearable by working
in retail?

There is so much more to it than just
marshalling trolleys.

Just a thought.

G DAEB
COPYRIGHT (C) 2008 SIPSTON
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FCS wrote:
> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
> not developed, manners; and prides
> himself on being able to label people
> instantly, had you considered making
> your retirement bearable by working
> in retail?
>
> There is so much more to it than just
> marshalling trolleys.

When does term start again?
>
> Just a thought.

Seems unlikely


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FCS <sipston_777@my-deja.com> wrote:

<snip shite>

Ah, well... yet another resident for the killfile.


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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

FCS wrote:
> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
> not developed, manners; and prides
> himself on being able to label people
> instantly,

Labelling you instantly doesn't require much effort for anyone who reads one
of your posts. I think you will find that the vast majority will instantly
apply the label "pompous, tedious, semi-literate cunt "

--
Tony
'04 Ducati ST3, '08 DL650GT, '95 LS650, OMF#24

Catman wrote:

> FCS wrote:
>
> > Just a thought.
>
> Seems unlikely


Hah!

I have a very short shit list, it contains just two entries:

(1) footwear fetishists
(2) people who say/write 'just a thought'

If I was in charge they'd all be taken outside and shot.

Fr Jack wrote:
> FCS <sipston_777@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> <snip shite>
>
> Ah, well... yet another resident for the killfile.

How has he stayed out this long?

In article <17Wdnes0t6SCUSjVRVnytQA@pipex.net>, TMack <tonyREMOVECAPS@RE
MOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> writes
>FCS wrote:
>> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
>> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
>> not developed, manners; and prides
>> himself on being able to label people
>> instantly,
>
>Labelling you instantly doesn't require much effort for anyone who reads one
>of your posts. I think you will find that the vast majority will instantly
>apply the label "pompous, tedious, semi-literate cunt "

As labels go, about 4 words and a hyphen too long.

--
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A Bloo one with built in safety features

"platypus" <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>Fr Jack wrote:
>> FCS <sipston_777@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>
>> <snip shite>
>>
>> Ah, well... yet another resident for the killfile.
>
>How has he stayed out this long?

The agony killers the doc gave me finally kicked in and the gobshite's
drivel rapidly changed from mildly distracting to "where's my fucking
gun - I'm gonna kill him".

Due to lack of gun and tuits, the killfile was applied, instead.
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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

steve auvache <dont_spam@thecow.me.uk> wrote:


>>Labelling you instantly doesn't require much effort for anyone who reads one
>>of your posts. I think you will find that the vast majority will instantly
>>apply the label "pompous, tedious, semi-literate cunt "
>
>As labels go, about 4 words and a hyphen too long.

So he's a semi, then?
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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

"Simian" <Simian@in_valid.semi-evolved.org> wrote:

>I have a very short shit list, it contains just two entries:
>
>(1) footwear fetishists

Why? Just curious...
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"FCS" <sipston_777@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:2156cc7a-6c5b-4ead-90fc-302b317416f1@k13g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
> not developed, manners; and prides
> himself on being able to label people
> instantly, had you considered making
> your retirement bearable by working
> in retail?
>
> There is so much more to it than just
> marshalling trolleys.
>
> Just a thought.

God, I can barely stop laughing.


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"TMack" <tonyREMOVECAPS@REMOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:17Wdnes0t6SCUSjVRVnytQA@pipex.net...
> FCS wrote:
>> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
>> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
>> not developed, manners; and prides
>> himself on being able to label people
>> instantly,
>
> Labelling you instantly doesn't require much effort for anyone who reads
> one
> of your posts. I think you will find that the vast majority will
> instantly
> apply the label "pompous, tedious, semi-literate cunt "

He's a bastard too? 'Kin hell.


--
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Fr Jack wrote:

> "Simian" <Simian@in_valid.semi-evolved.org> wrote:
>
> > I have a very short shit list, it contains just two entries:
> >
> > (1) footwear fetishists
>
> Why? Just curious...

They ruin porn for normal people.

"Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
news:6pnbb4p291duvi6ckg4bmdttjb7go42hll@4ax.com...
> "platypus" <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Fr Jack wrote:
>>> FCS <sipston_777@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> <snip shite>
>>>
>>> Ah, well... yet another resident for the killfile.
>>
>>How has he stayed out this long?
>
> The agony killers the doc gave me finally kicked in and the gobshite's
> drivel rapidly changed from mildly distracting to "where's my fucking
> gun - I'm gonna kill him".

But isn't that your normal MO jack?


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"Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:


>But isn't that your normal MO jack?

Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.

If I ignore 'em or laugh at 'em, they'll blow a gasket, eventually and
save me the effort.
--

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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

"Simian" <Simian@in_valid.semi-evolved.org> wrote:

>Fr Jack wrote:
>
>> "Simian" <Simian@in_valid.semi-evolved.org> wrote:
>>
>> > I have a very short shit list, it contains just two entries:
>> >
>> > (1) footwear fetishists
>>
>> Why? Just curious...
>
>They ruin porn for normal people.

<VBG>
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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

"Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
news:0gedb4dtlspej872qt3128bevab8op0vim@4ax.com...
> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>
>>But isn't that your normal MO jack?
>
> Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.

Someone's telling you gigantic lies man
>
> If I ignore 'em or laugh at 'em, they'll blow a gasket, eventually and
> save me the effort.

Must be Brit made.


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"Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:

>
>"Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
>news:0gedb4dtlspej872qt3128bevab8op0vim@4ax.com.. .
>> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>But isn't that your normal MO jack?
>>
>> Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.
>
>Someone's telling you gigantic lies man

'Ang on... we haven't met for 5 months, at least.
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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

"Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
news:v4ggb4pdjvc686jgp0civfc0d19e6eekhk@4ax.com...
> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
>>news:0gedb4dtlspej872qt3128bevab8op0vim@4ax.com. ..
>>> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>But isn't that your normal MO jack?
>>>
>>> Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.
>>
>>Someone's telling you gigantic lies man
>
> 'Ang on... we haven't met for 5 months, at least.

'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?


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Beav wrote:
> "Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
> news:v4ggb4pdjvc686jgp0civfc0d19e6eekhk@4ax.com...
>> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
>>> news:0gedb4dtlspej872qt3128bevab8op0vim@4ax.com...
>>>> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> But isn't that your normal MO jack?
>>>>
>>>> Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.
>>>
>>> Someone's telling you gigantic lies man
>>
>> 'Ang on... we haven't met for 5 months, at least.
>
> 'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?

When we off for a ride Kev?

--


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"Nige" <nigelDOTINCH@buggerfuckmittens.co.uk> wrote in message
news:6hsq5hFnnfqrU1@mid.individual.net...
> Beav wrote:
>> "Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
>> news:v4ggb4pdjvc686jgp0civfc0d19e6eekhk@4ax.com...
>>> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:0gedb4dtlspej872qt3128bevab8op0vim@4ax.com...
>>>>> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> But isn't that your normal MO jack?
>>>>>
>>>>> Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.
>>>>
>>>> Someone's telling you gigantic lies man
>>>
>>> 'Ang on... we haven't met for 5 months, at least.
>>
>> 'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?
>
> When we off for a ride Kev?

As soon as Nige, but I'm fucked innit? The missus is back in plaster and
can't do much, so I'm chief cook and bokkle washer again for at least the
next 5 weeks

I took the opportunity to nip out on the bike today to get some errands run
and when I got back, the bitch is nowhere to be seen. "I had to get some
milk" she told me and fucked off to the shops on her own. Now with the drugs
she's taking she's liable to fall over with no provocation, so wandering off
to the village and carting two litre bottles in her one good hand is silly,
but that's what I've got to put up with when I turn my back.

Women... too fucking hard by half.


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"Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:


>I took the opportunity to nip out on the bike today to get some errands run
>and when I got back, the bitch is nowhere to be seen. "I had to get some
>milk" she told me and fucked off to the shops on her own. Now with the drugs
>she's taking she's liable to fall over with no provocation, so wandering off
>to the village and carting two litre bottles in her one good hand is silly,
>but that's what I've got to put up with when I turn my back.
>
>Women... too fucking hard by half.

She has to be to put up with you! ;-)
--

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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

"Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:


>'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?

Nah! Ack Shirley, I've been meaning to get in touch, cos I has car
body type questions, but I'm going to wait until the car's been back
for the 1000 mile service on the gas.

Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxer is
definitely going to slime me again!
--

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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

Fr Jack <sp@m.com> wrote in news:n1rib4h4tiahorpph1f7mdm9g2vm6tl7g4@
4ax.com:

> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>
>>'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?
>
> Nah! Ack Shirley, I've been meaning to get in touch, cos I has car
> body type questions, but I'm going to wait until the car's been back
> for the 1000 mile service on the gas.
>
> Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxhead is
> definitely going to slime me again!

I think Beav has finished all of Timo's work, so you should be safe

--
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"Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
news:nvqib4906d2e4051ojk7bh4j5drnjv8uog@4ax.com...
> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>
>>I took the opportunity to nip out on the bike today to get some errands
>>run
>>and when I got back, the bitch is nowhere to be seen. "I had to get some
>>milk" she told me and fucked off to the shops on her own. Now with the
>>drugs
>>she's taking she's liable to fall over with no provocation, so wandering
>>off
>>to the village and carting two litre bottles in her one good hand is
>>silly,
>>but that's what I've got to put up with when I turn my back.
>>
>>Women... too fucking hard by half.
>
> She has to be to put up with you! ;-)

I certainly got the better deal :-)


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"Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
news:n1rib4h4tiahorpph1f7mdm9g2vm6tl7g4@4ax.com...
> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>
>>'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?
>
> Nah! Ack Shirley, I've been meaning to get in touch, cos I has car
> body type questions, but I'm going to wait until the car's been back
> for the 1000 mile service on the gas.

Well yer know where I am when the time comes.
>
> Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxer is
> definitely going to slime me again!

Granddaughter said to me last week "Granddad...I've just been Chopsie
slotched"

First thing she says when she gets here is "Chops, no slotching". That's
before she's even closed the door.

She's not quite 4 years old yet, but she's learned.

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"wessie" <putmynamehere@tesco.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9B0AD268C1B0Awtymmmsas@85.214.90.228...
> Fr Jack <sp@m.com> wrote in news:n1rib4h4tiahorpph1f7mdm9g2vm6tl7g4@
> 4ax.com:
>
>> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?
>>
>> Nah! Ack Shirley, I've been meaning to get in touch, cos I has car
>> body type questions, but I'm going to wait until the car's been back
>> for the 1000 mile service on the gas.
>>
>> Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxhead is
>> definitely going to slime me again!
>
> I think Beav has finished all of Timo's work, so you should be safe

Not quite :-)


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wessie <putmynamehere@tesco.net> wrote:

>Fr Jack <sp@m.com> wrote in news:n1rib4h4tiahorpph1f7mdm9g2vm6tl7g4@

>> Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxhead is
>> definitely going to slime me again!
>
>I think Beav has finished all of Timo's work, so you should be safe

Naughty Wessie!
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Life is short and love is always over in the morning.