platypus wrote:

> BGN wrote:
> > On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
> > <eastREMOVEkent@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>>>> (filtering at excessive speed) in between two articulated lorries
> >
> > I am, but I think I'll be thinking twice before filtering between
> > vehicles of the articulated kind in the future, I knew it was a bad
> > idea at the time but I was being impatient.
>
> It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to close in.
> It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can. Fast is safe.

Heh, I realised too late that the Tiger didn't have quite the pickup
of the 12R, leaving what should have been a comfortable filter, to a
near squish. Still, there was plenty of margin

P.

zymurgy@technologist.com wrote:
> platypus wrote:
>
>> BGN wrote:
>>> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
>>> <eastREMOVEkent@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> (filtering at excessive speed) in between two articulated
>>>>>>> lorries
>>>
>>> I am, but I think I'll be thinking twice before filtering between
>>> vehicles of the articulated kind in the future, I knew it was a bad
>>> idea at the time but I was being impatient.
>>
>> It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to close
>> in. It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can. Fast is safe.
>
> Heh, I realised too late that the Tiger didn't have quite the pickup
> of the 12R, leaving what should have been a comfortable filter, to a
> near squish. Still, there was plenty of margin

Try filtering in 85mph traffic on a GL500 with a notional top speed of
100...

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember BGN <nickmooney@spamcop.net> saying
something like:

>On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy hill
>don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at excessive
>speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the one to your left
>gets blown towards the one to your right one may need to purchase new
>underwear.

It's stupid, dangerous and suicidal.

Dear God, I miss it.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

"BGN" <nickmooney@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:58:05 +0100, "Beav"
> <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>> seemed sweet enough.
>>>>>
>>>>> He is, but my old land lord didn't think so. He said something like..
>>>>> "if he's gay, I don't want him to stay over night. <fx: spooky
>>>>> looks>".
>>>>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land
>>>>> lord
>>>>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
>>>>
>>>> Why did your landlord:
>>>>
>>>> 1) know he was staying over
>>>> 2) care
>>>> 3) know he was gay?
>>>>
>>>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex
>>>> life... unless it's damaging the roof.
>>>
>>> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people. Point 1 was
>>> made, just in case a gay person wanted to try to stay in his house.
>>
>>I know it's never going to happen, but Nick should stomp on him good and
>>proper just to let him know that (A) he doesn't fancy him and (BE) that
>>poof's can (I don't believe I'm going to say this, but wtf?) give as good
>>as
>>they get.
>
> Not everyone gets along, not everyone wants to get along and not
> everyone tries to get along. The only people I stomp on are those
> which I have to deal with on a regular basis. If some random stranger
> doesn't like me or something about me then they're entitled to their
> own opinion, in my opinion. Life's too short to try and re-educate
> strangers, especially ones which I'm only likely to fleetingly see
> again, if ever.
>
>>I'm sure the landlord is more likely to be worried that a gay bloke would
>>want to slip him a length than he is to smack his bitch up.
>
> I think I've seen his landlord but can't remember what he looks like,
> which probably means he goes into the 'not memorable' pile.
>
> It's amazing that some people think that just because someone is gay
> then they want to shag anything that doesn't wear a skirt.

It's probably because anyone that's NOT gay wants to shag anything that does
wear a skirt. (I nearly fucking typed "shirt" there:-)


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

platypus wrote:
> zymurgy@technologist.com wrote:
> > platypus wrote:
> >> BGN wrote:
> >>> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
> >>> <eastREMOVEkent@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>>>> (filtering at excessive speed) in between two articulated
> >>>>>>> lorries
> >>>
> >> It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to close
> >> in. It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can. Fast is safe.
> >
> > Heh, I realised too late that the Tiger didn't have quite the pickup
> > of the 12R, leaving what should have been a comfortable filter, to a
> > near squish. Still, there was plenty of margin
>
> Try filtering in 85mph traffic on a GL500 with a notional top speed of 100...

Heh, sir needs a bigger bike. Might I suggest something with over
100BHP at the rear wheel

P.

In the referenced article, zymurgy@technologist.com writes:

>Heh, sir needs a bigger bike. Might I suggest something with over
>100BHP at the rear wheel

`Non! Eet eez 106!'
--
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rompe l'orologio e invece di presentarsi alle nove si presenta alle
nove meno cinque. Il cialtrone rompe l'orologio e si alza alle undici.
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zymurgy@technologist.com wrote:
> platypus wrote:
>> zymurgy@technologist.com wrote:
>>> platypus wrote:
>>>> BGN wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
>>>>> <eastREMOVEkent@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (filtering at excessive speed) in between two articulated
>>>>>>>>> lorries
>>>>>
>>>> It's only dodgy if you stay in the gap long enough for them to
>>>> close in. It's fine if you go as hard as you fucking can. Fast is
>>>> safe.
>>>
>>> Heh, I realised too late that the Tiger didn't have quite the pickup
>>> of the 12R, leaving what should have been a comfortable filter, to a
>>> near squish. Still, there was plenty of margin
>>
>> Try filtering in 85mph traffic on a GL500 with a notional top speed
>> of 100...
>
> Heh, sir needs a bigger bike. Might I suggest something with over
> 100BHP at the rear wheel

This was many years ago. I've had several considerably more powerful bikes
since.

"Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:


>It's probably because anyone that's NOT gay wants to shag anything that does
>wear a skirt.

Er... no... some of us have standards.
--

Fr. Jack

Life is short and love is always over in the morning.

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:23:59 +0100, Muck <Muck_REMOVE_@tallbloke.net>
wrote:

>>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord
>>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
>>
>> I put it down to people being odd, or, perhaps I should say "people
>> like" - some people tie their minds in knots whereas others are just a
>> bit strange. But it would be boring if everyone is the same.
>
>True, so true...
>
>I think that maybe it's some sort of obsession, or fixation.. it may be
>part of a mental illness[1].
>
>[1] Most likely.

Possibly known as "denial"
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BGN wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:23:59 +0100, Muck <Muck_REMOVE_@tallbloke.net>
> wrote:
>
>>>> I thought that sounded very gay in its self, as though the old land lord
>>>> didn't trust himself with such a nice young chap.
>>> I put it down to people being odd, or, perhaps I should say "people
>>> like" - some people tie their minds in knots whereas others are just a
>>> bit strange. But it would be boring if everyone is the same.
>> True, so true...
>>
>> I think that maybe it's some sort of obsession, or fixation.. it may be
>> part of a mental illness[1].
>>
>> [1] Most likely.
>
> Possibly known as "denial"

That made me chuckle.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck <Muck_REMOVE_@tallbloke.net>
saying something like:

>>
>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex
>> life... unless it's damaging the roof.
>
>He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people.

You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
furniture fills him with the heebies.
He should have a look at my bick cock.

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Lady Nina <spamtrap2@ntlworld.com>
saying something like:

>I like stonewall's current tube posters
>
>http://www.stonewall.org.uk/educatio..._news/2043.asp

"Support your local poofter."
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck <Muck_REMOVE_@tallbloke.net>
> saying something like:
>
>>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex
>>> life... unless it's damaging the roof.
>> He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people.
>
> You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
> furniture fills him with the heebies.
> He should have a look at my bick cock.
>
> http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]

Heh.. I thought that would be a cock, and it was a cock instead.

BGN wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:20:03 +0100, "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot"
> <eastREMOVEkent@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>> On the way out of Dover on the A20, up the steep and very windy
>>>>> hill don't go belting (which I think is a term for filtering at
>>>>> excessive speed) in between two articulated lorries as when the
>>>>> one to your left gets blown towards the one to your right one may
>>>>> need to purchase new underwear.
>> You ok there old chap?
>
> I am, but I think I'll be thinking twice before filtering between
> vehicles of the articulated kind in the future, I knew it was a bad
> idea at the time but I was being impatient.

Gets surprisingly steep up there, doesn't it? The kind of steep that makes
you think there's an engine problem, like that road coming away from
Kearsney Abbey back to Thanet, the number of which escapes me. The furrin
lorry drivers coming out of the port don't GAF about anything else on wheels
either.

--
Si - XV535

"Fr Jack" <sp@m.com> wrote in message
news:rktab49uhbqbm06j39gj2enk9l1tnj406n@4ax.com...
> "Beav" <beavis.original@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
>
>>It's probably because anyone that's NOT gay wants to shag anything that
>>does
>>wear a skirt.
>
> Er... no... some of us have standards.

Now don't start getting sillly.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimly4REMOVE@REMOVEgmail.com> wrote in message
news:g94221$3jh$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck <Muck_REMOVE_@tallbloke.net>
> saying something like:
>
>>>
>>> Landlords are for fixing roofs, not worrying about your or anyone's sex
>>> life... unless it's damaging the roof.
>>
>>He's a lurker here, and has a general phobia of gay people.
>
> You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
> furniture fills him with the heebies.
> He should have a look at my bick cock.
>
> http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]

It's not bick and it's not clever.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck <Muck_REMOVE_@tallbloke.net>
saying something like:

>> You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
>> furniture fills him with the heebies.
>> He should have a look at my bick cock.
>>
>> http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]
>
>Heh.. I thought that would be a cock, and it was a cock instead.

Never mind that, wtf did 'there' and 'bick' come from?
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck <Muck_REMOVE_@tallbloke.net>
> saying something like:
>
> >> You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
> >> furniture fills him with the heebies.
> >> He should have a look at my bick cock.
> >>
> >> http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]
> >
> >Heh.. I thought that would be a cock, and it was a cock instead.
>
> Never mind that, wtf did 'there' and 'bick' come from?
>
Really, who cares?

--
ogden

GSXR750 K4
RGV250 VJ22

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Muck <Muck_REMOVE_@tallbloke.net>
> saying something like:
>
>>> You mean the mental image of cocks doing there thing in his cheap
>>> furniture fills him with the heebies.
>>> He should have a look at my bick cock.
>>>
>>> http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bd01360054.jpg]
>> Heh.. I thought that would be a cock, and it was a cock instead.
>
> Never mind that, wtf did 'there' and 'bick' come from?

South Africa?

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember ogden <ogden@pre.org> saying
something like:

>> Never mind that, wtf did 'there' and 'bick' come from?
>>
>Really, who cares?

You, obviously.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House